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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 days ago

The Final Final Layer_new(3)

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 days ago
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    It’s missing a Saddam Hussein hideout

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      Naw it’s there, just hidden very well.

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        Haha is that him ::: spoiler at Above V8? :::

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          Omg it does look like it doesn’t it!? :-P

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    Not to spread concern or anything, but the electrical grid is managed and controlled by software. And that software may or may not be very reliant on AWS. I’m probably not allowed to say more than that.

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      Power company engineer here, it’s true that a lot of our supporting and analytics software went down during the AWS event.

      However, most devices that actually control grid units (called bulk electric system cyber-assets) are air-gapped or utilize a data diode.

      FERC Reliability Standards and NERC CIP

      However-er, flipping through those standards just now, turns out it’s 100% permitted to connect your “bulk electric system cyber-asset” to a cloud integration if done compliantly.

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        The process to decide to turn power plants on and off isn’t air-gaped.

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Hell yea, time for cycles in the graph!

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      So somewhere in here we need some M. C. Escher stairs of AWS on the electrical grid on AWS on the electrical grid…

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      And that software may or may not be very reliant on AWS

      Not. Electrical Scada systems are usually airgapped from the Internet.

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        deleted by creator

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    Don’t forget the cutest single point of failure!!

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      Looks like they’ll only be the cutest SPOF for another minute or so…

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        Relax, it is USB C and only a small charger, this is only 20v max, and changes are high that CC lines are the ones severed first, resulting power supply to turn of Vbus or at least downgrade to V5SAFE.

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    We arrivied thus at the funny moment where meme is accurate enough to be used for educational purposes.

    Look how little has to fail for whole web to decay, child xD

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    Can someone please keep track of the evolutionary history of these? I wanna see a timeline.

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    I don’t want lore accurate cloud service I want biblically accurate cloud service

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      Be careful what you ask for…

      It does exist

      img

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        i’m afraid, is that a problem?

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          So you have chosen to blatantly sin in its presence? Bold maneuver… and ultimately unsurvivable. Roll for chance of mercy, then multiply by 0.00% to determine your odds of surviving this encounter.

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    Can someone ELI5 the c dynamic arrays - how does this fit into the infrastructure?

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      There is a huge amount of C code underlying most things, including the Linux kernel, most compilers, the Python interpreter, etc. At the same time, C doesn’t have dynamic arrays as a built in type but they are often critical to the operation of all of those. So, C developers keep implementing them in specialized ways for all of their applications.

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        Thanks, I can now enjoy the meme to it’s full extent again.

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    Haha especially the angry bird is genius

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    lol _new(3) gives me some flashbacks

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    What a horrible title. Maybe it’s time to start using git

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      Or Fossil😅😅.

      For those people wondering, it’s an alternative to GIT created by SQLite devs. In fact their HomePage is actually a self-hosted Fossil repository

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    Mesmerized Astronaut: Wait, It’s all water?!

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      Rooted in reality Astronaut: Always has been.

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    This comm suddenly became Anarchy Chess lol

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    Alright let’s stop adding stuff here shall we 😅

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    Marble Alien from end sequence of Men in Black (1997), no text

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    If you add infrastructure then you will need to add more transmission methods then a couple shark chewed undersea cables. Then you might as well add the millions of SAs, technicians, linemen (linepersons?), etc that install and maintain everything. Oh and I guess we would also need all the institutions and teachers that train all these techies.

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