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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

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  • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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    I’m more curious why it’s Cat->dogs->another Cat->other dogs

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      The cat further on the right pissed in your shoes

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        Does that make it more yummy? If so pigeons should the rightmost animal

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          Yeah, less ammonia taste

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          I hate pigeons and they hate me

          • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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            You, should eat each other

            • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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              No I should shit on their heads

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            I nearly set one on fire before. Turns out they built a nest in our chimney, bastard wasn’t too happy at a fire being lit below.

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              Whatever they consider a nest. Stick on a rock? Best nest they’ve ever seen.

      • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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        I heard that branch of the tree of life taste horrible. Too much ammonia flavor

        • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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          That’s why the cat on the right is more edible - it dropped it’s ammonia level by pissing in your boots

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            piss in boots

            Good film imo, but terrible sequels.

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    Pretty sure all mammals are edible so I guess the line should be all the way left.

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      Pretty sure none should be eaten so the line should be all the way right.

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        I put the line horizontally so I get to eat just the bottom half.

        • Atropos@lemmy.world
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          Thanks, solomon

        • 5in1K@lemmy.zip
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          That is generally where most of the meat is.

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          Who’s out here eating faces? Savages. Suck face, eat ass.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Have you considered the animals we don’t eat just don’t taste good? 🤷‍♂️

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      Or they were too hard to domesticate?

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        I often wonder which animals would just go extinct if we stopped farming them. And which ones would trade in a shorter life of food, shelter, safety, and health instead of being in the wild and surviving, constantly preyed on.

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          Animals aren’t concerned with extinction and don’t have committees to vote on what kind of life they should have. They just want to live.

          Many would go extinct as they were bred to be killed, not to survive in nature. I’m not sure if you were going there, but that’s not an argument to not stop farming them. The intention here is to stop this cycle where hundreds of billions a year are born into a disfigured body, then live hell and suffering and misery then killed. They should go extinct and that should stop.

          • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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            Or we could treat them better

          • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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            Been on a farm before, what suffering? Plenty of non factory farms exist too.

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              You’ve probably been in a nicer slaughterhouse than I.

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                They don’t live their life in a slaughterhouse

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                  Yes, that is the idea of slaughterhouses.

        • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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          Well, Aurochs has gone extinct because of humans. Domesticated cow would likely have huge mortality rates due to inflamed udders the first few generations (things like this fix themselves fast).

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      Can confirm. I’ve tasted dog; Not that good.

      Horses are excellent sausage material though.

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        Horses are best as cold smoked cuts imo

        • Samskara@sh.itjust.works
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          I like horse steak a lot. It’s somewhere between beef and venison.

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        Do you think most carnivores don’t taste all that great?

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          Haven’t thought about it, as I haven’t eaten many, but pigs are omnivores, and they’re pretty great.

          I tasted alligator a while back, and it was alright.

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            I’ve had alligator but only fried, so I’m not sure if that really gave me the best example

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      Does raw pork taste good?

      Or is it the dish that tastes good, a.k.a how it’s prepared and seasoned?

      For example, I hate fish, but Fish’n’chips is amazing, because there’s barely any taste of fish.

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        Some folks say that all meat is disgusting if you haven’t eaten it in a large amount of time. I definitely know there are meats, completely unseasoned, that I like and dislike. Pork is a big ugh from me.

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          Some folks say that all meat is disgusting if you haven’t eaten it in a large amount of time.

          Oh, I dunno about that. Have you ever seen a vegetarian relapse? They’ll murder you if you try to take it off them.

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          Even without seasoning, change the cut and cooking method makes a huge difference.

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          I don’t think this is true for most people. I will eat food that has meat in it if it’s just going to go bad or be thrown away, but that’s extremely rare and it’s the same as I remember it from when I used to eat it. So probably once every 1-3 years. maybe it would be different if it was like 10+ years. Definitely with milk it is immediately obvious anything that has it and it tastes pretty gross now.

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        You know there is more than 1 fish right?

        • MrSmith@lemmy.world
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          No shot??

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      I draw the line to the right of horse, because we have bred those animals for thousands of years as food.

      Thats why they taste the best.

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    Because PETA is a piece of shit organization that doesn’t actually require or deserve that kind of consideration.

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      PETA is shit.

      Don’t let that stop you from considering empathy towards animals. Pigs shouldn’t suffer because of bad representation.

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      Where does it say PETA?

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      How many dogs has Peta even eaten before making that graphic?

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    All im gonna say is hare/rabbit should definitely be more to the right than horse

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    None of those are bred for meat.

    Never tried dog btw, it’s expensive and doesn’t smell great.

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      Are you saying “if you are bred for this purpose the purpose is moral”?

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        No, I am saying the dogs bred for being meat are the best at it, the most edible.

        The vegans are kinda correct here.

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      given the random stuff they eat, they shouldn’t smell great.

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      I’ve never had horse meat (afaik).

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        It’s quite good.

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          I guess just like any meat it all depends on how it’s prepared. I ate horse meat I don’t know 15 years ago or something like that and it was just okay it wasn’t good it wasn’t bad it was far too sweet with the way they prepared it. But apparently that’s the way the Tongans like it.

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            I have been eating horse meat the past week ever since our uncle got us some. We had steaks, goulash… But in none of those forms was it that far from beef or pork

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

        Damn I cant believe that was 12 years ago.

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          Here in the US, there was a rumor going around for a while that Taco Bell meat was horsemeat. Dunno if it was ever verified or debunked. My own opinion was just, “If it’s horsemeat, then I guess horsemeat is delicious.” Even if it were true, I couldn’t have cared any less than I already did.

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        There was a big scandal regarding undeclared horse meat in certain sausages in Europe, so you’ve might had it.

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      Also, to the right of those:

      • roots
      • stems
      • branches and twigs
      • leaves
      • flowers
      • beans
      • seeds
      • fruits …

      www.photosynthesismbillboard.com

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    French bulldogs are not obviously more delicious than English bulldogs because they use more butter.

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    Mostly we listen to our hearts…and stomachs…they sort of decide between themselves and let us know.

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    Its because there’s more meat on the larger breeds

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    Why are some cats more edible than some dogs, bit less edible than other dogs?

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      I’d rather not upset the natural order if my cats are going to eat me when I die.

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    The only conclusion that can be drawn is the maker of the graph tried them and listed them based on deliciousness

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    Pretty easy, between rabbit and dog.

    • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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      On what ethical basis?

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        Feels

  • minorkeys@lemmy.world
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    Yet they keep killing and eating each other! When does the madness end!?

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    I will continue to eat geese forever because fuck geese

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