If its an actual calculation considering all her assets and debts being $1.76 positive is a really good achievement especially for a younger person.
This means zero credit card debt, no car note, no mortgage payment, no student loans, or if there are any she has enough cash that she could pay them off and still have $1.76 left over.
It’s not going to contain all of that info, though. The bank isn’t going to know the value of your assets, investments, etc.
There are services that attempt to do this by aggregating accounts, though.
This is the Chase app. Mine is negative six digits due to the mortgage, and it doesn’t congratulate me. They do include Chase-issued credit cards and investment accounts, and try to encourage you to link your other accounts as well so it can include those and harvest your data.
It does not include the estimated value of your house, even though they included the mortgage.
That’s really stupid. I owe about $65k on my home and it’s worth about $225k. I have four paid off vehicles too. But all they would see are my debts and whatever money is in my accounts. My net worth is actually about $190k but it would show I’m negative $55k.
You can usually choose which accounts to add and add assets manually if you want but I think generally you don’t want your primary residence in net worth. If you need a snapshot of what you can afford, you don’t want to have to sell your home for it.
As I said “if”, and I too think its unlikely, but it is possible. They may have a data agregator where the customer inputs their assets and liabilities, or it may be able to compare against only the bank’s products. So if you have a single bank that you use for your credit cards, car loan, and personal checking account, it would have all of those exposed for calculations.
This is weird because I almost feel like this post was stolen from my account because mine was $11.76.
It was because I had overpaid my credit card somehow and they owed me a rebate of $11.76.
Chase didn’t have any other money information on me except for my credit card and that’s why that balance was there.
Not that I spend a lot of time shopping the black market for human body parts, but if this price list was true a LOT more people would be selling their blood on the black market if it was $297/pint. US Red Cross says you can donate whole blood (which is one pint) 6 times a year. That would be a nice $1782 cash infusion (pun intended) for most folk’s bank account.
Yeah I forgot to ask my local shady organ harvester what the current rates are. I’ll try to remember to bring it up when I see them at the farmer’s market tomorrow~
Lots of people selling their blood plasma for a lot less.
When I donate blood, I get 21.5€ compensation, I’m pretty sure the receptionist, the doctor and the nurse that are (in total) occupied for half an hour probably cost another 50€ pre-tax/social insurance. The equipment, lab-testing, transport etc. will probably cost another 50€. And I get a free lunch, that’s probably worth 5.22€. In total that’s 126.72€ or 148.5 USD. Double that for the blackness of the market to get to 297$ doesn’t seem too far off. I assume the prices in the image are retail prices, and not wholesale, so post-extraction.
Why is “skeleton” listed alongside “bones and ligaments”? And why is the skeleton cheaper if you also buy the ligaments? Is it the labor cost to remove the ligaments?
Is that per lung or for both?
Also unrelated question, can one live with one lung?
You can live with one lung just fine. The right lung is better than the left one tho.
TurboTax had a “race mode” one year, some kind of gimmick to show off that they made it faster to do your return or something?
After I submitted my tax return it gleefully announced “Congratulations! You completed your return faster than 0.0% of users!”
No this is good, show people where they really stand in society
Credit score = moral score.
Mine is negative. Stupid student loans
Guys, mine is showing the view from a rooftop
I bid $2
I’m gonna need about a dolla seventy fo.
