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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago

Girl dinner

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Girl dinner

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 days ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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    Seems like where they meet you’d get warm salad and cool fries.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Slightly wet fried with an odd taste of anchovies and oil.

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Now THIS is pod racing 😎

    • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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      “The fries are cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible?”

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    Aka, “vegetarian gets dragged to a steakhouse.”

    Watch out, that looks like a Caesar salad, which has anchovies in the dressing.

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      Most places are using bottled dressings shits just flavouring and thickeners.

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        I was shocked to realize that the cheesecake factory preps everything from scratch. They have a chef who just makes sauces and nothing else.

    • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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      You can make or buy vegan/vegetarian dressings.

      • Allero@lemmy.today
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        Or just not add anchovies, they don’t add that much to the taste anyway

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          Beg to differ, they add so much umami, you could probably do something with seaweed though

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            Sodium glutamate and aroma compositions are there to help!

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              My man!

              • Allero@lemmy.today
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                Working in the food industry :)

        • Deceptichum@quokk.au
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          It’s in the dressing itself.

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            I know, so you can make your own without them!

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              Huh, almost like that’s what I said originally.

  • cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works
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    This has nothing to do with the original concept/internet meme of “girl dinner”, this is just salad and fries. Girl dinner is like… six olives and an entire sleeve of crackers with peanut butter directly out of the jar. Girl dinner is three slices of cheddar cheese, and an entire bag of baby carrots with hummus. If you have the emotional capacity to cook fries and mix a salad, that is not girl dinner, thats just dinner. This is capitalism using buzzwords without understanding what they’re saying and I’m irrationally annoyed by this one in particular because I fucking love Girl Dinner.

    That is all. Hope your next meal is delicious and fulfilling xoxo

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      Thanks cokeslutgarbage!

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    my one concern is that I wouldn’t want a salad dressing touching my fries. especially since I tend to prefer a light vinagrette.

    I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce. probably something starting with a thousand island base?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      I wonder if such a sauce exists that could function as both salad dressing and fry sauce.

      Ranch.

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        Blue cheese, too.

      • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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        Am I wrong in saying ranch is the Swiss army knife of sauces?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          It’s pretty versatile.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Caesar dressing would be a delight for fries. Really any creamy dressing

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      Honestly a balsamic vinegarette on some thick fries is pretty fucking great.

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    I can’t tell if those are croutons or chicken nuggets

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes.

    • whitecollarcry@lemmy.world
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      just marvelous

  • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    I’m a girl, and personally I’d replace fries with wings, but then it becomes normal dinner. Life is hard.

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      No no no, if it’s still in the same glass it should still be valid

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        I love this logic. Wings it is.

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          Olay but what about half wings and half fries?

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            Whatever gets you going, I don’t kink shame.

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    Does wanting this mean I’m a girl

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      No it means you’re a cultured lady

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    People assign gender characteristics to the stupidest shit. lmao Like food items and their containers…

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      Romance languages have awkwardly left the chat

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    I gotta tell my wife that I’m a girl.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

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    Can I get shawarma poutine in a fancy glass as my girl dinner?

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    deleted by creator

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    In Pittsburgh odds are fries would come on the salad with every dinner. Strange tradition, but I don’t mind it.

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    As a girl, yeah i want that dinner

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    Okay so make these zucchini fries and I am capital P there

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    I want to eat that I don’t care what they call it.

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