Well, sharkfucker420, I think your time has come to be the hero this world needs.

That’s clearly a snake though, is your cousin snakefucker420 around?
Its close enough. All of my alts follow the (blank)fucker420 formula and one of them has to cover this creature
As long as this creature is getting laid I think we are good
These people live in a very interesting reality.
‘Reality’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Is the Leviathan waking a good thing or a bad thing? It’s a biblical thing right? They seem to be critical of the secret world government’s strategy to freeze it to death with an artificial snow storm.
These guys are so far out from mainstream that you can’t really know what the hell they’re thinking. That said, Leviathan isn’t actually an end times figure. It’s a sea monster mentioned in the Old Testament in various points. The most famous passage is Psalm 74, a song of praise to God, which contains a reference to Him saying Leviathan, which appears to be a metaphor for taming the waters of the Earth
Yet God my King is from of old, working salvation in the midst of the earth.
You divided the sea by your might; you broke the heads of the sea monsters[d] on the waters.
You crushed the heads of Leviathan; you gave him as food for the creatures of the wilderness.
You split open springs and brooks; you dried up ever-flowing streams.
Yours is the day, yours also the night; you have established the heavenly lights and the sun.
You have fixed all the boundaries of the earth; you have made summer and winter.
Some people believe that there is a reference to Leviathan in Revelation but it’s not direct. Anyway, these people aren’t following established Biblical lore, they’re totally brain melted from 24/7 conspiracy content on Facebook and YouTube.
So god crushed his head, leviathan is slain already, no?
Anyway, these people aren’t following established Biblical lore, they’re totally brain melted from 24/7 conspiracy content on Facebook and YouTube.
I think they roll dice to figure that out. In general they’re essentially playing a D&D campaign.
If we’re going off battlefield rules, it could be fun to shoot at.
Probably Roko’s Leviathan.
Sometimes I really fucking wish I was that dumb, like what a fucking cool and interesting little reality these people live in.
Eh, they’re terrified of everything
Fantasy TTRPGs are more fun and less harmful.
These people vote.
These people drive cars on the same road as you.And they reproduce. Boy HOWDY do they ever reproduce.
This is why we need a robust public transport system
To be fair, I’m not sure I want to run into these people on the subway either.
You take the subway, they take a bus. If the transportation system is large enough with enough stops, you’d never cross paths.
These people have a lot of faith in the technology of the time. Not just weather machines but fukkin powerhouse freeze guns that can solidify somthing of this magnitude
While at the same time, completely willing to ignore actual experts and scientists who tell them they’re wrong
Show me one scientist who denies we’re waking Leviathan?
I’ll wait…
Not to mention, given the labels on that one map, they seem to think Google satellite view is, like, a live camera feed from space or something they just overlay roads and borders and stuff onto?
And that it would mean anything at all for the map to just suddenly have a big snake in it unexpectedly…
Yet too little faith in technology that somehow we’d have to create an entire winter storm with the technology instead of just directly freezing the target.
If they could control it enough for that, they could undo the weather event.
They probably figure making the storm.makes it easier to hide the truth whilst freezing the target means we can all see it’s frozen corpse… Nevermind that it would float after being frozen anyhow
Those people who slept through science (i.e. discussions about geology) and social studies (including map reading) classes but rather waited for Saturday morning specials or kept awake at Sunday School.
That’s where South America reaches for Antarctica. Famously known for being off the coast of Virginia and warm.
God bless the rest of the world.
lol best conspiracies are the ones you hope are no true lol
Oh hey Lev, got any locusts?












