Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.
You win the internet for today.
As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion in the animal kingdom.
It’s called queefhopping
I thought it was ice-kegeling.
Short and curling.
You win
A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!
Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
Ah, the ol’ clam slam.
That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.
Up north some people call it a “moose knuckle”
Moose knuckles are dudes.
Ah true. I don’t hear the term often enough to properly remember.
The culprit (NSFW)
My eyes
My … nevermind.
“Vajankle” is not a word I needed to learn ever.
…out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”
Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!
what did I just see?!
Jokes aside, what the hell are they?
Hoof prints I believe
Water is the source of life
I thought the sun was the source of life.
Damn was convinced this was a mick man post
For the first time in my life I hope to god that is AI generated
Icicussy
