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Surgeon
Electrical engineer: fuck it make the wire thicker I’m not checking voltage drop again.
That’s the kind of reaction almost every kind of engineer would have. But also, some sympathy for the rocket people that can’t afford to make measurements irrelevant.
I feel seen
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Or “Fuck it, I bet there’s enough slack in there that I can pull it out a few more centimeters, I just have to pull really hard.”
That’s what she said
Men trying to find the clitoris: 😩
Right in the belly button
Uhh, that’s either a really low belly button or exceptionally high clitoris.
I snorted out my milk. Fuck both of y’all.
I thought it was near the right butt cheek
It’s actually right at the entrance to the butt hole
Al Roker was the weatherman in New York City, and three years ago we had a blizzard. We were supposed to have, according to Al, 4 to 12 inches of snow. That’s his prediction. We had 36 inches. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, he was two feet off. THAT’S NOT EVEN IN THE BALLPARK! If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you’d still be in prison.
Lewis Black
If you were a roofer and you built a roof and it was two feet off, you’d still be in prison
Unless it was the prison roof that you built.
Man I hate how AI and non-serif fonts have ruined my reading of so many things.
Monday: “It will rain on Saturday and Sunday.” (Makes no outdoor plans for the weekend)
Wednesday: “It might rain on Saturday, it will rain on Sunday.” (Still no outdoor plans)
Friday: “It will rain on Monday and Tuesday.” (Too late to make outdoor plans)
Doesn’t rain for the entire month.
Gotta rely on old people and their bum knees to predict the weather.
Or you learn to smell it and feel it. But it’s not good for distant weather and the earlier you feel it the worse it’ll be. It’s a common skill in places with stupid amounts of weather like the American Midwest.
I broke my foot and didn’t get medical care like 3 years ago, and now it lets me know.
I’m pretty sure enough of these moments is why we now have absolutely catastrophic weather forecasts every other week but they usually aren’t so bad
No, it’s because Trump cut off access to data from weather satellites.
It’s been like this for longer than Trump cut off access from one satellite
Well we’ve just generally not been great at funding any science agency for quite a while.
The European weather models have also been overstating severe weather
I really just think it’s as I said and nobody wants to be caught under predicting weather so they default to the worst values their models predict
Similar to how the US started enforcing fines for late arrivals of airplanes. So the airlines just extended the “duration” of their flights to include the expected delays and now they’re “99.9% on time”. You can see this in action when the pilot says “well we’re waiting for something before we leave. It’ll be another 15 minutes but we’ll still get you there on time.”
Climate change has increased the chance for extreme weather and made it harder to predict when it will actually happen. Those moments happened more when the models weren’t taking into account what climate change has done.
I’ve seen the climate shift before my eyes too but I mean the specific storm predictions but not hurricanes tracking which has actually become very accurate
The local storm predictions I will watch update in real time and dramatically reduce all their numbers as it comes in that it wasn’t the worst case scenario
It’ll be “accurate” when it finally is the worst case scenario so nobody will be underprepared but it annoys me that it’s constant specific forecasting doom until it isn’t
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It’s over 80° in Phoenix and parts of SoCal this week, the first week of February. We’re absolutely fucking fucked.
Bad thing now is that I ignore them.
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To be fair, weather predictions have gotten much more accurate in the past 20 years or so (however, whether that stays true now that things like the National Weather Service and NOAA have been defunded remains to be seen).
What a perfect reply.
Just upvote.
This one was more. I get it’s the hackneyed ass response. But they had to know how good it was.
Thank you! Don’t believe the “haters”, it’s nice to get a positive comment. I was very proud of joke, and was honestly surprised nobody beat me to it first.
They know how good it was because it has lots of upvotes.
Omg I choked on some toothpaste. Thanks. Have your up vote.
Surgeon:
“A straight line is the edge of a circle with an infinite radius” type energy
Dentist: 🦷☠️
Astrologer
Even if you miss, you will land among the stars…
astronaut swearing the whole way there
Source
There is a comic that does this perfectaly, but I can’t find it right now. Something something post an incorrect fact to the internet, and other will gladly correct you.
This one?
perfectalyperfectly
That’s what she said
WiFi router: 📡
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