Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.

They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.

Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.

I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.

American bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you’d have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.

And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.

Ah! The dream. 😅

I was once way too sleepy to stay awake to make/have dinner. My boyfriend woke me up and fed me a sandwhich by basically putting a plate under my cheek and hand feeding me.

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