• pryre@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    You need to get little bud a new shirts every few months with an extra spiderman pointing each time!

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      10 days ago

      I like to wonder how powerful my pet thinks I am. I literally control the light. I bring forth delicious food from unassuming cylinders. I can create water, for drink OR baths, I have perfect mastery of the portal to the outside world, and I’m basically the same age when they’re dying as when theyre born.

      When a being that incredibly powerful and intelligent steps on your tail, its hard to believe its an accident.

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    10 days ago

    Is that a VR Etch A Sketch? I’m not sure, I understand the future either…

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        10 days ago

        Damn, that’s a thicc case then. Probably a good idea, though, when you give it to a kid, especially a kid trapped in VR…