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This is a shitpost for a reason
Ahhhh! That felt goooood!
Now pardon me while I go change my undies.
never trust a fart
A fart has never lied to me, why wouldn’t I?
You mean all those other farts were LIES?!
Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”
I had a coworker once who called it the library.
It’s my morning alarm
Shart like you meant to.
Well now I have to change my fucking underwear
Maybe a shower?
What, am I meeting the Pope or something?
And if you were you’d have to put on your good vestments.
Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.
lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.
fart it until you make it
Always do!
Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It
😖🍑💨
