• 1dalm@lemmings.world
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    14 hours ago

    I said for years that every second date should be to a grocery store. The first date can be as fancy and choreographed as the couple wants, but the second date needs to be to the grocery store.

    You can learn just about everything you need to learn about a person from watching them at a grocery store. From how they chose a parking spot, to how they talk to employees, to how they budget, to how they prepare a list, to how healthy they eat, to how they check out, to if they return the shopping cart.

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      3 hours ago

      “From how they choose a parking spot”

      You no idea how much you just outed yourself as an american and not at all part of the “fuck cars” community that’s so popular here on lemmy for objectively good reasons. It’s fucking sad that was the first thing you thought was relevant.

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        24 minutes ago

        Pretty sure they’re just going in order of operations? The first thing you do if you drove to the grocery store is park, that’s why they said it first. Weird ass little comment you’ve made here though lmao

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      8 hours ago

      I feel like that would doom any chances I’d ever have of a relationship. I park really far away, visit the bathroom at least once for guerrilla art installations, and zig zig across the entire store as I remember what kinds of things I want. Both major exes hated this.

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        6 hours ago

        Wow I would hate that too. I try to spend as little time in the grocery store as possible. I almost always have a list of exactly what I want and that’s it. It’s hard enough finding things that are on the list, never mind remembering new things to buy.

        Most of the stuff in a grocery store is junk food. The good stuff is at the ends and around the back, with only a few good things in the aisles (staples like olive oil, spices, rice, pasta, canned tomatoes).

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        7 hours ago

        It’s all about compatibility. This is in your favor. If you had taken your ex’es grocery shopping early on then they wouldn’t be your ex’es now.

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      14 hours ago

      Change your mind on a product. Do they put it back where it belongs or throw it on the nearest clearly wrong shelf?

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        13 hours ago

        Or, is the person a shopper at all? Do they act like they’ve never been to a grocery store in their lives?

        That’s useful information.

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          13 hours ago

          Or do they compulsively steal? And if so, did they remember what my favourite chocolate bar is?

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          11 hours ago

          Gen z is already struggling to date. They don’t need the added barrier of not ordering limos for their burrito and being judged for it.

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        10 hours ago

        tbf, ime people working grocery stores like lost/cast off items like that (assuming it doesn’t spoil quick). the small game of “oh, where does this go” is much wanted change of pace to the mind numbing tedium that is working a grocery store