I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.
What a great thing to see right when I woke up
Oh no, you are now woke ):
Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.
You should send this to him
took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡
Bro you can’t post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.
Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity
I find it’s easier to pick one.
One ball?
And gain weight*
What if the other one gets jealous?
You just keep switching. Savor one at a time.
depending on his hygiene habits they might taste similar
Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.
this is unironically how i feel 24/7
Go get some dick then lady
i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter
stream of self consciousness lol
I’m here for it /s
“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”
That might burn his balls tho. And your face.
Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.
I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don’t want to deal with.
What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?
Is this one of them rhetorical questions?
Bad dragon is a shocking pull, but, nice.
Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons
Phenomenal response
Depends on the model.
Pizza has feelings too ya know
I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening
If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.
Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon
Nah don’t apologize, your posts slap harder than his balls in my face
I wish more people thought like you.
