Frog = pretty
Toad = chonky
And who says chonky ain’t pretty??? 😤
Dumb fucks thats who. As Freddie Mercury once said and I agree: Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin’ world go 'round
People not chonky
Hey! Don’t talk about Princess Peachs loyal subjects like that! They hang out in damp dungeons with lizards. They never know when their next meal is going to come. So OBVIOUSLY you eat everything you find!
I think they are called Toads because they are toadstools, aka mushrooms.
we thought you was a toad
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE. TREASURE.
Maybe a better organization would be : don’t lick, ok to lick, and the lick expands conciousness and is vital to space travel.
That doesn’t work though because some of the best lickable ones are tree frogs. Waxy Monkey Tree Frogs have a whatchacall it, not alkaloid, that is a super opiate like 1,000x morphine or something, then there are other drugs on other tree frogs. Then some toads have psychadelics on their skin as toxin. Most all tree frogs or toads have toxic secretions though as I understand it.
We’not into licking. Also, whatever
Hello
that’s such a toad thing to say.
Blasphemy!
I was not aware of that.
I think it’s the same with turtles and tortoises
I feel like turtles can be partially to fully aquatic, but tortoises are land based only
I thought that was the case for frogs and toads too.
The Surinam Toad is entirely aquatic. ┐( ∵ )┌
Editing to add: I looked up images of this creature and DO NOT DO THAT. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
