Quick! You must—
I don’t wanna be your enemy 😁
Don’t worry, I am already my own worst enemy!
Girl, you’re transgender.
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever… i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements…
Sell bitcoin 2025.
Don’t preorder Cyberpunk.
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
“Distrust Peter Molyneux.”
ADHD not stupid
Aww 🥲 yeah
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Buy Bit Coin
Move to europe
Get to France!
Wtf do I like Mike Oldfield in the future
Get on the french lemmy at jlai.lu
“you’re a girl”

first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERINGrunner up:
YOU AIN’T MALEthird place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REALWith you on 1 and 3, not so much 2…
When I was 18 ADHD was something kids had and you outgrew it. I probably couldn’t have been evaluated then. So nuclear engineering it is.
Maybe you could say “you’re a woman”, but you’re still male, unless you’ve had major work done.
Oh I’m not a girl either.
I’m an it: a THING. :3
The big revelation i had in recent years is that although i may not know what i am, i know what I’m not.
I wasted decades living like a fish who was tricked into thinking its life’s purpose was to climb trees.
I could have spared myself a great deal of inconvenience and confusion if i had realized sooner that I’m asexual and genderless because divesting of those labels has drastically reduced the discomfort of my existence in that i no longer feel bizarre self-inflicted pressure to fulfill archetypical roles toward which i never related and which I never understood in the first place.
A lot of social issues i had came from externalization of internal dysphoria. The deep, overwhelming disgust and discomfort I felt when merely even conceptualizing masculinity that purports to be ‘mine’, let alone any actual participation in such an identity. Being in “boy” spaces, being present for “boy” events, every stereotype and statistically emergent pattern associated with maleness, all of it–ALL OF IT–made my skin crawl.
The utter revulsion that overwhelmed me regarding masculinity spilled over into how I treated others, and that absolutely sucked. It’s not their fault they had an intrinsic understanding of themselves that felt intuitive and made sense to them…
…
And also even though I don’t particularly feel interested in pretending to be a girl either i know i definitely would be more comfortable in a more androgynous body. I even want bottom surgery, not for anyone else’s sake but because it feels less wrong conceptually.
(Not holding my breath though)
I just sometimes think back to the 90s and wonder if i could’ve had more room in my head for more useful considerations if I hadn’t been preoccupied with an intrinsic inability to embody societal expectations and roles that, it turns out, had nothing to do with me. If i didn’t waste so much effort trying to care about something that i hated and turned out to not matter at all, goodness, i could’ve known myself so much better, been at least somewhat more comfortable in my own head if not in my own skin.
If future me had conveyed the message convincingly in just those three words that no good would come from struggling to participate with that miserable dead-end charade… maybe i could have better focused on things that did matter.
Your sex is not an identity (inherently, at least- people can make it part of their identity).
There’s different contexts for the word (chromosomal, phenotypical, etc), but generally speaking the average of all of them is what you are described as in a biological sense, gender aside.
I’m still running into new identities, expressions, and interpretations, but so far everything I’m aware of holds at least that much in common.
Am I missing something? Genuine question.
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
You’re a girl
Your dong wrong.
Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
Glad to be of service. But I do hope your week gets better
Four words technically
Bob, WeHadAnAwakening You’reAGirl!
I get this reference, fellow old person.
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.






















