I like to go kayaking. Putting them in the water is called launching

Sometimes I can be kinda pedantic

I found a thumb in a soda can, won some compensation money

guy named pickleseller on the harmonix forums and i thought it was hilarious so i picked something in a similar vein

I was promoted from Commander Aggravated.

Because I hate Origin Energy

Ice, it’s short, cool and was available because the fediverse is small. Comes as the short version of my old minecraft username I made when I was like 8 y.o that has become my online handle - Iceblade (very cool to kid me) + 02 (birth year).

Came up with Ribbon as a surname while making another online handle. Phoebe Ribbon -> Fi B. Ribbon -> Fibribbon pronounced like Vibribbon… I have never played Vibribbon. - Phoebe (it/its)

shitjustworks -> doesit

I’m incompetent at programming.

My Xbox gamertag/Steam id is “Rose in Shadows” and also using “Rosa Umbrarum” and variations.

The inspiration came from The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco. The last line of the novel is “Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus” (“The rose of the past endures only in name; we hold the bare names”) Which is why I usually put “Yesterday’s Rose” in the name fields.

I don’t know much of Latin at all. Also, the z in the username was for edginess, to make it a Notorious Hacker Alias or someshit.

Violet (my birth flower) + 08 (my birth year).

bruh aren’t you too young to be hornyposting…

26-8 =18

I am already dead

It started by realizing other users, the government, AI scrapers, and the internet have potential to be far too creepy and/or investigative to continue using any personal details, namely my name or date of birth. I definitely scrubbed my birth year from everything, haven’t quite replaced all my accounts using my m/d though since my name is far from unique. So I have a vaguely techy pun of a movie reference. Zero Cool was the young alias of the main character of Hackers (1995)

My most recent rank in the church before the incident

Updating my computer