lol, they can track the IMEI. the phone component still works without the SIM, for example to make emergency calls. that means it is still able to connect to cell towers and you can still triangulate it’s position to some degree.
I’m afraid, you’ll have to cut the phone in half instead. can’t be helped.
Ok, if you say so. Can I just cut the camera out, and still use that?
They can track my phone, not me. I don’t need it on me at all times. I almost considered a landline but they cost a fortune so I decided against it.
US Mobile offers landlines for $10/mo (link). I can’t speak to that service but I’ve been on a cell plan with them for almost a year and my only complaint has been some weirdness on early auto-payments, but once that was sorted out everything was fine. I’ve referred several people who also seem to be happy with the service as well.
Looks Cheaper than any option I saw here in the UK, but also way more expensive than just using a mobile phone.
$10/month more expensive than just using a mobile phone?
Well the mobile phone isn’t completely free, but its less than £10/month.
Nah. Rip out the antennae assembly. The phone might be a bit complain-y about it (or fail some kind of pre-boot check and not boot)? never done it to find out though.
It’s been a few years since I was inside iPhones regularly but back then… All of them had a physical antenna or two which plugged into a board on a little coax connection.
Unplug those, no reception, phone just assumes it’s in a dead zone.
WiFi would still work if enabled. Which probably means they could find you via WiFi even if switched off in the current world
Cellular typically uses a separate antenna than wifi, on a smartphone i imagine they’re directly on the wireless chip instead of a daughter-board? Laptops and bigger stuff usually routes the antenna wires to the back of the lid, behind the screen, im more used to that
People with esims are just gonna assume they aren’t being tracked. 😩
This PSA has the same vibes of the late great Apple Ads 4chan made back in the day.
Exhibit A:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ipad-spoofing/
Exhibit B:
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https://cheezburger.com/110341/4chan-hoax-ios-7-makes-iphone-waterproof
Is this what actually got people to microwave their phones? I never saw these and thought it stemmed from fake videos. The design is pretty on point tbh
Or old-school “Household Hacker.”
Even without a SIM card you’re not much less trackable. The phone still maintains a connection with the cellular towers for emergency services, sometimes even when it’s fully powered off. The best way to prevent this is to remove the battery.
sometimes even when it’s fully powered off
How when there is no power going to the mobile transceiver?
Well, if you were born in 2013 and later, there is a dude named Edward Snowden who told people about this but they called him names. This is not new. Anonymity on the internet has become a fantasy today.
Also if you existed before 2013, Ed’s revelations are somehow still relevant.
I am genuinely surprised at the amount of people in the comments who don’t realize this is satire
Oh most people get it would be my guess, they just prefer commenting on mass surveillance.
I mean we have e-sim now but within the demographics of Lemmy, people know about old sim cards for sure.
I always leave my phone at home when doing crimes.
Except thought crimes, you need a faraday cage for those
SIM cards? what is this, 2014?
not every phone has this “esim” black magic witchcraft in it today. i got my phone in 2024, and i’ve got a sim card, the way it should be. esim supporters should be burned at the stake for their heresy!
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i’m kidding, of couse. i don’t support burnings anymore!
the joke was this is a picture of what looks like an iphone 6, released in 2014
Odd to mention sim cards specifically if that was the intent
oh… i just look cringe now…
lol maybe a little, but I don’t think you deserved the downvotes you’re getting from people
I don’t see any.
yeah, they’ve been canceled out by other votes.
Functionally, AFAIK there’s nothing really stopping older devices from being updated to use e-sim. They work just fine for emergency service calls, the little chip doesn’t matter that much to the underlying hardware
shit i just use two physical sim cards so that way i can easily swap between my european number and american number
Technically correct…
close, but the phone will connect to the towers and track you without a sim card.
(also bluetooth and wifi)
Still tracks you when you connect to wifi.
That cut doesn’t actually go through the chip
This does…nt kill the crab.
This is such a old image
You can tell because there’s only one camera instead do the 3-6 on a modern phone
Eventually they will have eight cameras to track you, the Arachnids from Alpha Centauri need eight perspectives for their VRs. They can work just fine off of 2d screens of course but it’s simply not as effective.
Delete the French localization too
I like how they’re ” already ” tracking me. I’m still trying to understand how the meaning changes with and without the quotations, but it certainly feels important or something
🤓 that sim card would still work, the smaller sim cards are the same chip just in a smaller plastic housing, you can cut them to size and some of them (like the one in the photo) come with premade lines as guides
Thatsthejoke.trd
