That feeling when you luck out on a shopping cart with 4 fully-functioning wheels.
A rare delicacy
I don’t understand why so many American shopping carts have back wheels that don’t turn. It’s weird. All four wheels turn on Australian shopping carts (or “trolleys” as we call them) so you have full 360 degree motion.
wait… ALL the wheels turn? As in rotate and not roll? Thats wild.
In the US they are so paranoid about homeless people stealing carts, they have little strips in the parking lot that fully lock out the wheels if it goes too far from the store. Youre lucky to get a cart that rolls at all some days
They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.
Yes! All the wheels turn! It’s nice.
Thats it. Im moving to australia specifically for the the omnicart
Your American trolley skills are insufficient. You’ll be overwhelmed by it and just spin around in place.
Thats okay, ill just be utilized as a renewable energy source
Thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo that does this.
I was laughed at just recently for this.
Nah you’re a fucking beast, don’t let society stop you.
Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.
I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit
That would be such a cool map for a new go karting game
Super market trolley racer
“I think I can fix him”
You can
Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
Pros know you can use the bottom bar.
I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real
Make sure to make the bouncing off the rev limiter noises, too.
Real
I saw this dude walking around the grocery store today with his girlfriend and one look at him and I was like man this guy is a cuck. The way he was looking over his sunglasses just gave him an air of punchability that is nigh unquenchable. Anyway I realized what he was looking at was the big ass nerf gun set and when his lady friend realized she made a face like oh my god this guy can’t be serious. It’s the little things.
Ai slap
I’ll show you my PP slap
Okay that would be pretty poggers actually
It’s not, please learn how to recognize them
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
Ive had this pic on my phone since 2022. Pretty sure it’s from a YLYL thread on 4chan.
The image is from Avatar: The Last Airbender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Dxuq7E7I (4:37)
Yes, I meant the meme itself, not the source material. But, yeah, not AI
U’r AI
Sure, astoundingly incredible. AI would never name itself after chip chiperson’s horse
I was being facetious lol
Jokes on you, I dont even know what that means /s
Something about your apostrophe placement and abbreviation really pisses me off
Me too, it’s repulsive.
But, your -> ur and therefore you’re -> u’r. I don’t make the rules.
It’s a screenshot from a real cartoon. We would downvote this post if it was actual slop.
It’s not very effective…
