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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915
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chickens don’t give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don’t really ask.
it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with “hey, free people!”
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If you let chickens be in charge of their own eggs they will stop laying and try to raise their children.
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Chickens lay eggs anyway
Chicken are bred to lay more and more eggs, to the point of exhaustion. This was never a free choice, of course. Neither was it natural.
people exists anyway
Oh, I thought we give them food and security from wildlife in return
are you being sarcastic, or do you mean it? because if you mean it, oh boy, do i have bad news for you.
More like a bad joke, but there is some truth to it depending on conditions (Ie. Free range chickens), other than that we’re the predators, so obviously it’s very ironic to say we’re protecting them
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Goes hand in hand with collectibles. Then random surprises inside the egg, like a loot box.
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Usually you don’t want surprises in your eggs. This changes the whole game!
Loot
boxegg
We could sell hats for the eggs?
egg sweaters! with knitting patterns
- Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
Egg ai hallucinations…
- extra shells
- infinite shells
- shotgun shells
- infinite nesting egg recursions
- hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
- you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
Infinite nesting egg recursions
So we’re making pearls now??
I don’t like it, but I get it
Those chickens have to feed their kids, unless we eat them all
No cookies?
Enchickification…?
No, bad thoughts
