Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.
This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them
Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.
They allegedly perform well under pressure.
Let’s find out! 🪨
When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume
12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.
Not just likes but also… whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol
“Uh… Khakis?”
“Liberty biberty.”
“Make 7, UP YOURS!”
Sometimes if I really like a reply, I’ll like/upvote/whatever its parents so the reply gets more visibility.
It’s provocative, it gets the people going!
This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.
Don’t worry, I still have no desire to purchase pepsi. This post has left me entertained yet unmoved.
When I drink Pepsi it’s always just after I’ve asked for coke.
That’s the saddest thing I’ve read all day. 😭
“I’d like a Coke.”
“Is Pepsi okay?”
“It will have to do.”
Or
“Do you have Dr. Pepper?”
Pepsi’s taste is superior to Coca Cola
Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!
Petition to rename the beverage “Annie’s boobs”
Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.
That’s threads not twitter
Paying $14.99/month to Zucciberg corp isn‘t that much different than paying it to Edolph.
Oh I wasn’t aware you also have to pay for it on Threads. Dunno what I was expecting from the Zucc
(About 110 MPa)
Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?
I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven’t dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don’t exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.
Put them in a submarine under an ocean of blood.
Wasn’t expecting an Iron Lung reference in this thread 🫁
🎶 SpongeBob SquarePants 🎶
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Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.
Nothing implied by that, just couldn’t help but notice.
Is it post traumatic biopsi?
Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi
It’s at the end of “more.”
Oh you’re absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post
When is we did that, almost nothing if value would be distributed to the average person.
