Something something the French something something…
“AH, the French”
You’re not taking my yummy yummy worms away from me.
Don’t be silly, spaghetti grows on trees
I need help…
Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…
The image only lacks the Peta logo
You confused us with the fr*nch
Finally, an actual shitpost.
We have the power to turn everything into pasta
Anything is pastable
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
I feel carb shamed
It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.
They have to soak the shells in a special solution for 11 months to soften them enough for consumption.
Between France and Italy it’s a snail Armageddon.
Switzerland?
There is still a shitload of snail here. They’ll be fine
Wow… terrible… !
Fuck yeah they are!
