Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down112
arrow-up1229arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up120·2 months ago“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·2 months agoI slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·2 months ago“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago💀
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited? sorry. sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
This is way more accurate
I slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
💀
I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
sorry.
sorry. i been through some gas stations lately. Feed your teens vegetables, parents.