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Wiping more just turns the paper red instead of brown
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You’ll never go back to wiping.
Portable bidet
Seen a guy in work filling up his arse bottle in the sink all the time. Was fucking disgusting.
well you can hardly expect them to fill it up with gross toilet water, can you?
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass
Yes. I only use toilet paper afterwards to dry everything.
I tried that but it just does not clean that well it seems. The toilet paper gets dirty
You maybe have a shitty bidet, or its settings need to be adjusted .
Also there’s a bit of technique - you gotta move around a bit; work the spray around to get everything.It’s a standalone one
Use your hands and wash with soap. Then use toilet paper to pat dry afterwards. That’s what I do and you can’t get any cleaner than that.
I only do that in severe cases
Try Adding a light abrasive to the Water. You can find bulk sillica at your local bodyshop.
How would that work? I cannot just open it up and put it inside the plumbing
Well you could add a T fitting on your Water source and weld a large venturi effectue Hopper to it, filled with the abrasive. However i think your best course of action is not to see if you can do it but ask yourself if you should.
Wet blasting : https://m.youtube.com/shorts/0y-aE5QoF9E
I already know the answer to be I should not
You’re just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
I don’t usually spend more than 5 minjtes shitting so…
pressure wash your ass
Yes. It shouldn’t take that much pressure.
But it does not clean that well.
Maybe you have low water pressure? It should feel like a tiny hose.
Yeah, low water pressure would be my guess.
Water can cut through steel plate at high enough pressure. It can certainly remove poop from a butt with enough pressure.
Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
Hell a cold water bidet will change your life too
Eat more fibre
And thinking about the amount of paper used, praying that is not going to be clogged
Flush every few wipes to reduce the chance.
Sometimes I’m on my phone while wiping a streaky one and lose track of the amount of paper used.
Flush early, flush often.
Dude… Just get a bidet.
Clearly you need poop knife, you gotta shove it in there like how you clean up a empty peanut butter jar.
Bidets are cool but y’all need to eat more fiber.
Is that the dude that played professor X in the newer X-men movies?
Yep
Yes!
Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.
constipation perhaps.
