Roses are red,
April is gray,
But in a few weeks,
Justin Timberlake will come out as gay?
It will be Mother’s Day!
You absolute maroons who couldn’t put this tiptop meme together from the before times need to be right properly scolded!
properly scolded!
Spank me, daddy
🫲❥🫦
thank you for the reminder. I need to figure out what I’m getting her this year.
Motherlover or Dick in a Box could both work here.
This is gonna ruin the tour
What tour?
That’s what he said when he got arrested for drunk driving. Not concern over the fact that he was seriously endangering innocent people’s lives, just concern that the arrest was gonna be a problem for his tour
Did you not hear world tour???
Roses are red,
April is grey,
But in a few weeks
I’m getting a DUI-ayyy
Every Mother’s Day, needs a mothers night!
Roses are red,
April is grey,
But in a few weeks,
These are, like, hard tests
WHITE???
…
I’m just playin man.
But in a few weeks I’m gonna buy MySpace and nobody will ever hear of it again
I’ll be gay?
He’s bringing sexy back?
April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.
It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.
