v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique
Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.
They didn’t need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.
Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?
“real eyes realize real lies” is comedy gold
It’s pretty old, I’ve heard that expression when I was a kid.
It’s from Machine Head’s 1994 album Burn My Eyes
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!
not a bad sentence, but I’m afraid it’ll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory
I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.
I assumed it was more qanon/maga torn flag sticker territory, but I guess ed hardy and affliction was sorta the precursor.
What’s wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he’d be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.
don’t get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!
Hey, don’t deadname dick! He’s a real AGI!
don’t such clanker dick. suck a real human instead
Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, “I wish someone was here with me right now,” and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug
As long as there’s still nicotine in 'em.
