Are they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
Big Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run.
Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.
No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.
I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
Big Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
I bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.
Go back to horny jail
Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your ….
Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.
This was a tweet by Andy Richter.
I didn’t think Conan’s main man would have to be linked like that
What is this a brothel for ants?
Cock is a type of bird, no?
I see pigeons sat near them, lamenting the fact that nobody is making ones big enough for them to nest in.
Pigeons are perfectly capable of making their own nests thank you.
‘Perfectly capable’.
Look, it works, okay? Survival of the fittest is a misnomer; it’s survival of the fit enough.
Have we tried just dropping our babies on city asphalt with a few sticks? Maybe we’re overdoing things.
look a bootball that been hit by a car is a shape. it’s in shape.
Pigeons are really dumb birds, how they have survived as a species is a mystery to me. We have a few pairs on the farm that have had babies and out of the 6-8 that have made it to maturity, 2 of them we had to rescue cause they just jumped out of the nest and couldn’t fly yet. We’d put them back in the nest for a few days and then just give up and raise them in the aviary until they were fully grown and then release them. Awesome birds as pets, but dumb as a box of rocks in the wild.
how they have survived as a species is a mystery to me
Domestication is how they’ve survived. They’ve got odd little nests because they’re from a warm area and they really just need a few sticks to keep the egg from rolling out of the cliffside pockets they naturally nest in.
We’ve transported them to areas they never evolved to live in, set them loose, and mock their struggle to survive.
There’s a couple of pigeons that made a nest in my backyard two years ago. It’s located right next to a wall that’s frequented by cats. It’s also right next to the back door, so every time we go out the birds leave the nest in a panic, leaving the chicks behind. That is, if there would be any chicks - the nest has such big holes that the eggs just fall out onto the ground.
One way or another a pecker is going in
i always thought they were for birds to have sex in… nope. turns out we’re subsidizing lazy birds housing problems. bastards.
birds just dont want to work today
Sounds like a skill issue.
Ouchy magouchy this is fun !!!
