Oh my god! They forgot Kenny.
You bastards!
Didn’t Doctor Strange die like 14 million times in infinity war?
One death is a tragedy.
14 million? A statistic.
And in his first film, probably more so too
In comes Guiding Light and somehow there would be a character that came back more times than that /s
Um, Dean Winchester?
How about not dying to begin with? I’m immortal until proven otherwise.
I fear we may contribute to the replication crisis proving this one.
I like Messiahs who aren’t dead.
Yeah, but then you’ve got Doctor Who to balance it out.
Daniel Jackson.
Heck, Jack has him.beat.
I mean, if you die once, come back, and die again you clearly learned nothing.
Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, well that’s a fucking egg on my face innit?
Jean Grey surely doesn’t compare to Phil Coulson
Nobody stays dead except Uncle Ben.
Wasn’t he just copyright protection after Shazam was unveilled?
Ward beats him in that, easily.
I can’t remember the context somebody in that series asked May “hey, you never died before, have you?”, I just remember that the person was wrong.
Optimus Prime has Jean Grey numbers across the various Transformers continuities.
Was about to say Reiner Braun but then I realized he simply can’t be killed.
I sure do love outrage media slowly building contempt for things that shouldn’t be in question, like women’s rights. Sure do love that.
John Darksouls: kinda depend.
Mario J Mario: The OG
Buffy… I’m trying to remember the two times. The first one was when we got the second slayer, right? Was that cpr or something? Then she had a season finale / season opener combo with magic where she was depressed afterwards, that one I remember because it felt pretty gut wrenching.
But two of those are fictional characters… Which two is an exercise left to the reader.
Alternate take: fool me once, shame on you.
