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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    That’s actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo’d on my cock.

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      😂 The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock rolls re: copyright/left

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        wrong. the first issue of Mickey Mouse has become public domain. not all of them.

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          « wrong » 😂good thing pedantry hasn’t been copyrighted or home-joking could have killed the comedy industry.

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            I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.

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        Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      You’re taking the mickey, aren’t you?

      • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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        Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.

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    Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible

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      No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        So just normal, then?

      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        It was Disney and their damnable subliminal messages that turned me freak to begin with. It’s not my fault I can only climax while on a Persian rug.

      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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        And if it’s someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy

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          😬

    • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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      But it would totally change the mood

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    Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there’s licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make “Disney” the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.

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      Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.

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        Ooh. Swap one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.

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      Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online

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      Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.

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    I mean, fucking to “all the colors of the wind” I could do. Fucking to “riff raff street rat” would be nigh impossible. I cant fuck AND do karokee at the same time.

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    Do you want to build a snowman?

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      Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!

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        Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.

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          Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

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          Oh that’s hilarious.

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    Cops do this when people film them now.

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      Seriously?

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        Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it’s a widespread practice.

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    You can remove an audio track. Best to have MTV music videos playing as well.

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    Damn Chapelle telling them how to remain pedophiles! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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    Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

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    Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

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    Remove Disney music, speed up video by 25%, and replace with Benny Hill Yakety Sax on an endless loop.

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    Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.

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    jokes on you, I always have children’s movies playing in my sex tapes.

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      Anyone else find it weird when there’s a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he’s obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you’re a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

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        guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I’m talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.

        so. fricken. hot.

        I want dirty pics of average women.

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    That’s genius

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    [off topic]

    People shouldn’t be ignorant of their own cultural history.

    https://www.rrauction.com/auctions/lot-detail/350142507230490-disney-the-disneyland-memorial-orgy-black-light-poster-by-wally-wood-41-x-2775/

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      The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.

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        Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.

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