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    It’s glaringly obvious that Israel is just there to sabotage every diplomatic avenue the US might take.

    And the US is basically getting cuckolded as Israel gets everything it wants and the US just impotently watches and pays for it all.

    There’s really no excuse for Israel to be doing this, and they also assassinated negotiators earlier. They really do not want any peace treaty or the US to pull out.

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      Which puts Trump in a great position because he’s apparently getting phonecalls on the daily from the Saudis pressuring him to sort out the Hormuz and the “Iran keeps blowing up oil infrastructure” situation. And since the Saudi’s have got a lot of leverage on his family business it’s no wonder he’s been publicly crashing out. There’s even a rumor (so take it with a grain of salt) that some of the Middle Eastern sovereign-wealth funds backing the WB+Paramount deal are considering pulling out; and Trump wants as much media as he can to fall into the hands of his oligarch buddies.

      So, appease Israel for political gain with paleoconservatives? Or appease your wealthy business partners? 🤔

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        He has to appease Israel as they clearly have the dirt on him. He has to appease the Saudi’s or they’ll destroy him financially. Haha. Hope he strokes out.

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        ME leaders likely arnt getting the benefits of manipulating trump as much as they hoped by BRIBING him, unlike russia, and israel(who has epstein files krompromat on most US politicians, EU politicians and thier billionaires).

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      the US is basically getting cuckolded as Israel gets everything it wants and the US just impotently watches and pays for it all.

      I aint saying shes a gold digger…

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        But she ain’t messin with no ceasefire

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    Yes but enough time for some market manipulation

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      I really am starting to think it is that simple and they dont care about anything other than wealth.

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        He said it himself. “We’re going to take the oil and make so much money.”

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        Zero sum game absolutist?

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        well this all benefiting russia, iran and china though having it closed indefinitely. israel, trump is doing whatever to distract from epstein files, and NETANYAHUs own criminal convictions.

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    The strait of Hormuz is a McDonald’s ice cream machine.

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      Continuing your example, maybe someone can build a website for it like the McDonald’s one?

      https://mcbroken.com/

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        https://www.ishormuzopenyet.com/

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          That’s awesome lol

          Thanks for sharing.

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    Israel yet again violating another ceasefire.

    Cue Republicans and Dems alike blaming Iran for it

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      Called it

      https://lemmy.world/comment/23102401

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        I’ll give you credit and a ⭐

        Although calling out Israel violating a ceasefire is like predicting it’ll be 12:01 when its 12:00

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        Hey, I did too. Although the post seems to be deleted.

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      Rules are for the goyim. They don’t apply to the god’s chosen people.

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    Is this how I learn about this? Is it actually closed again?

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      Israel didn’t want to stop bombing Libanon, so Iran keep the strait closed until they stop.

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        I’m liking Iran more and more everyday.

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      Yuuuup

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      It was open?

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        Nope

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    “Stop fucking killing people, assholes” is a hard position to argue with.

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    On the plus side, we get some more IRGC trolling and lego videos, which is good because I can’t afford to drive anywhere or buy food.

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      Video here for context https://lemmy.world/post/45324764

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        Is there anywhere else I can get a video of the oracle office in dubai exploding?

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    So, who has the fucking cards

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      Satanyahu

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        PUTINYAHU. they both are benefiting.

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          Putin is allied with Iran. He doesn’t want to see Iranian children get murdered.

          You must be European who has his head stuck in Ukraine to see anything else.

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            Putin gives zero fucks about Iranian children, he was perfectly fine killing Russian civilians to get into power.

            Shaheds on the other hand…

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              Guess who else likes killing children, European nations who have not sanctioned Israel.

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                hey, i’m a statesian and i haven’t been pulled unnecessarily into this argument yet. what gives

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                  Goddamn right, you’ve blown up 400 schools, you deserve recognition. I’m Australian and we are getting recognised for being massively pissweak, there’s no reason to deny anyone their deserved blame.

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                If we’re gonna make a list of people who are okay with killing children we’ll be at it all day

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      Israel. And they don’t want the war to stop. So the second there is peace they will tear it up. If the US wants peace, and we should, we need to decouple our negotiation from Israel. But we can’t do that while we fund their military because Iran would be reasonable to think that if we stop fighting per our deals that we are then using Israel as a proxy to get around the deal.

      It is a very dangerous thing that we’ve given these people money. Now we can’t negotiate deals independently. We can’t be decoupled from their actions since we’ve funded those actions. So the US can’t have peace as long as we fund people who are dead set on maintaining conflict. We can’t cancel funding to Israel fast enough.

      Trump needs to learn what a frenimy is. When you have a friend that fucks up everything you do, they aren’t your friend. It is safer to turn your back on an enemy than a false friend.

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      This is obviously a nefarious plot by George Soros.

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        Dad?

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      eeeeee papercuts

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    So, a lot of stuff blew up including kids and nothing has changed.

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      Who blew up the kids?

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        Besides, every nation that’s ever gone to war?

        War sucks, but humanity has been consistent in first sending the young and the poor.

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          “Every nation blows up schools and hospitals” that’s the most Zionist argument I’ve heard.

          No they don’t. You attack the other country’s military and soldiers. You don’t specifically target schools. That is a war crime.

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            That’s the most jew argument I’ve heard.

            If you want to point to Israeli tactics, call them Israeli. Conflating Judaism and Israel, making them one and the same, that’s doing Israel’s work for them.

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              Edited 👍🏻

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              I’m not sure why organized religion is getting a pass here.

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            They all seem to at some point though.

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              If by “they all” you mean the US and Israel, then yes.

              Other nations aren’t slaves to Baal worshiping Jews. Well, Europe is as well, but they’re not involved in many wars post WW2.

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            Pfft, not any that they report. USA is just blatant about it.

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              Another dumb American claiming they all do it.

              You are past the “Iran bombed it’s own school” and now at “we are the bad guys, but so is everyone else” phase.

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                Huh? American?

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                Show me any war where innocents arent killed and ill show your propaganda.

                It is not ok AND it is the history of our species.

                Perhaps you can give an example of a war fought where Innocents are wholly spared. One with lasting peace after, and no eacalation.

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                  Just compare Ukraine and Gaza. Russia isn’t specifically targeting schools, hospitals and civilians in general.

                  You’ve shown you’re a Zionist pig.

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            You realize it’s a war crime because EVERYONE though basically all of History did EXACTLY that.

            War crimes only are war crimes because they where common problems in war.

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              Name one country who is consistently targeting schools, hospitals and civilian homes post WW2.

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            1 you’re literally making up a quote 2 the only thing i blow up is the bathroom

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            the most jew argument I’ve heard

            so we’re upvoting nazis now huh?

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              Fuck off whith your victim card.

              Criticism of Jews doesn’t mean I want to turn them into soap. Just like criticism of Christians doesn’t mean I want to genocide Christians the way they were genocided by Bolsheviks. Or criticism of Japanese doesn’t mean I want to nuke them.

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                I have no clue what victim card you are talking about. I am not jewish. I am not a zionist. I believe Israel should be destroyed. I do not believe that the phrases “that’s the most jew argument I’ve ever heard” or “Other nations aren’t slaves to Baal worshipping jews” are normal and non-antisemitic things to say.

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                  It’s a fact that Jews worship Baal. It’s in Jewish mythology and also in the Epstein files. Netanyahu called it a declaration of war when Iran burned a statue of Baal.

                  It’s also a fact that the Israeli lobby has immense control over politics in the US and many western nations. They have made it illegal to equate Israeli policies to that of Nazi Germany. Even if the policies are the same. It’s not far fetched to say these European nations and America are slaves to the jew colony.

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    How long was it open?

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      I don’t think a single ship went through, so it really wasn’t.

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        Misinformation. Eleven ships got through. src: https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-04-08-2026#0000019d-6eb3-deed-adbd-feb32a3a0000

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          Yeah, none went through…

          Any getting through are the ones going through Iran’s international water portion and paying the toll,

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Lanu_I9AY

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      Long enough for Israel and USA to fuck themselves further. So may like 3.14 seconds?

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    More like the Strait of Schrodinger

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    was fine. few billion later, Iran collecting 2mil/ship. everything’s fine

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