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6-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: “The world just ended. And I couldn’t be happier!” Blue shirt guy grins at a nuclear blast outside his bunker. 2: “Fuel? Plenty.” He admires his fuel barrels. 3: “Snacks? Stocked.” He opens a soda beside shelves of junk food. 4: “Responsibilities? None.” He relaxes into a beanbag with headphones. 5: “Finally! The perfect gaming session begins now!” 6: Screen says: “Failed to authenticate. Check your Internet connection.”
It’s fine, he’s got the generator inside, he’ll die from carbon monoxide in like an hour.
Ooh, I like it. It’s a modern version of the Twilight Zone episode Time Enough at Last. Which might be more familiar to modern audiences by its Futurama parody via an episode of “The Scary Door.”
Interestingly, somebody made a short video showing key moments of the two stories side-by-side. Futurama - Scary Door, Twilight Zone
Youre staring at a rectangle, reading a post left by another human being, or perhaps a robot. Some of the text is blue. You find yourself drawn towards it. If your thumb makes contact you might find yourself watching a clip of…The Scary Door.
This is a masterful post. No notes.
Well, one note. Apparently that link triggered a “we detected unusual activity from your computer” page that I had to click through. But honestly, that makes it even funnier.
It turns out it’s man.
Twilight Zone spoiler
Well played, Sir/Madam/Honourable Shitposter. Well played.
Piracy is a matter of survival.
Jokes on you my singleplayer games will run fine with no Internet!
*laughs in DRM*
Just because a game is single player doesn’t mean squat these days. If your computer cannot connect to server to authenticate the license at least periodically then you’re fucked.
Unless you pirate or get it from GOG or other DRM-free sources. Steam DRM is at least indefinite so long as you have launched the game at least once though.
Anyone who hoards for a doomsday event would pirate every piece of digital media.
Yeah i wouldn’t know i dont play any games that require login to play singleplayer, if i buy one without realizing on steam it’s an instant refund and uninstall
I’ve heard that devs can disable steams DRM haven’t looked into it though, safer to just go with GOG when possible. Also why I haven’t gotten slay the spire 2 yet
Also check if the game has DRM before you buy it in GOG.
Haven’t heard anything about that so can’t say. I agree, though— GOG all the way.
Laughing in thousands of retro games
Burning a gas generator inside a bomb shelter? At least he won’t have to live with his disappointment for long.
Why not opt for a solar panel and power bank combo?
Might be a cloudy nuclear winter
Supplement it with a wind turbine…
Maybe that way he’ll die before the back pain from the beanbag chair gets him.
If your beanbag chair is giving you back pain, I don’t think you’re sitting in it right.
Could be diesel or propane either way wouldn’t have been hard to design a box for it to sit in so that the fumes could still go outside.
After an apocalypse like that it’s unlikely that solar or wind would be very viable it would most likely be nuclear winter so that would stop both as solar is not going to get any sunlight and a windmill is going to require excessive maintenance to stay functional in that.
The better bet would still be battery bank but battery bank with generator that way you’re not just wasting electricity since a generator is a demand-based response but still uses a set amount of fuel no matter what just to run you use the generator to charge up the battery Bank and then use the batteries only turning on the generator when they need to recharge
Fuel expires.
Meh, it expires as far as it’s not good for your car anymore and gets the engine dirty, but in this case you just steal another car nobody around who cares if the car breaks down in 1,000 miles
Harder to find a generator I’d say
But there was time now!
That’s why as a paranoid I downloaded Wikipedia and have ollama to run locally
Love the Windows XP detail lol
That’s where the classics come in. Original FF7, the Metal Gear series, Burnout, Republic Commando. Hoard classics and you’ll never be bored.
I tried to play classic ff7 on steam the other day and it booted up a windows 98-era mandatory square enix login portal ☠️
You were 100% playing one of the many remakes
My favorite part if the Steam versions is they don’t work with most controllers.
You must also remember to download Ghidra and debugging tools haha
Black Mirror version of the Twilight Zone classic, “Time Enough At Last.”
“You’re entering a show that is slightly different from previous, very similar shows. What was once a creepy story about a book is now about an e-reader that’s too greasy to hold. And that one phone call from the devil? Now it’s a FaceTime call from the devil. The devil part didn’t change. Prepare to see your unflattering reflection in…The Scary Mirror.”
Tap for Spider
Third panel, upper right, on the shelf with the bags of chips.
XP? Nice.
Best. OS. Ever.










