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rugburn@fedinsfw.app to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Metric system? Pffft....

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  • Ezergill@lemmy.world
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    The most fucked unit of measurement I’ve seen is your mom.

  • kbal@fedia.io
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    Some people are just more comfortable with good old familiar units like baby elephants per corgi. What do they even use for that in the metric system? Millihectares per decilitre or something? Whatever.

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      “0.012 m3 meteor weighing 400 kg hit Texas”

      Boooooring.

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        you could also say 12L meteor weighing 400kg … which is pretty cool, imagine 12 cartons of milk weighing the same as 4 fairly large people

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          1.5 fairly large people. You’re talking to Americans, remember.

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            I mean they were probably already confused by the L and the cartons of milk …

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              Soda is generally sold in 2L bottles here, with single liter bottles growing in popularity. Alcohol is usually sold by the ml, though in units like “fifth” and “handle.”

              Milk though, milk is sold in half-pints (not sure why they don’t write cup), pints, quarts, half-gallon, or gallon. I like to pretend a quart is a shrinkflated liter though.

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          For non-metric users, three gallons of milk is probably more accessible. 400 kg is 880lb, which is roughly 12x as dense as water, which is the wild part (or it feels like it, that could be a totally normal density for stone, I’ve already put too much effort in for napkin math on a shitpost)

          • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            So palladium is has a density of 12.02, which it’s price per ounce a little under 2000 CAD, that “corgi” is worth ~$27,846,525.99 CAD at current prices.

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          In your example of why the American system is bad resort to using the American system because nobody had any context?

          Check mate atheists.

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        So it’s roughly the size of a bucket.

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          Couple of buckets if it’s corgi size.

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    • Photonic@lemmy.world
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      I mean, it’s basic knowledge isn’t it? If you know e=mc2 you’d better also know (be)4=c

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      Billaneters

    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      Unironically though more people really need to understand the utility of using highly composite numbers as units of measurement. It’s not like the number 12 got picked randomly out of a hat.

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    You know well that Americans have only a very loose grip on units and reality. That’s why they use imperial and “elephants per football field” like units.

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      Someone’s clearly below average on bald eagles per gunshot fired and, frankly, I think a little jealous.

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    Is nobody bothered about how un-corgi-sized the meteor on the picture is?

    • fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world
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      AI is a curse…

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      nah, we understand that a lot of material burns off

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    You mean you can fit 4 baby elephants inside a corgy? Damn…

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      I mean, density wise, yeah

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      If you try hard enough you can fit anything inside a Corgi.

      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        Neutron star corgi

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    This seems worse.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10610491/Asteroid-half-size-giraffe-strikes-Earth-coast-Iceland.html

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    I need a banana for scale.

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      According to some searching a banana is 100 - 150 cubic centimeters, while this meteor was .012 cubic meters, meaning roughly the volume of 80 - 120 average bananas (mashed). The meteor weighed 400kg while an (again, perfectly average) banana weighs 100 - 130g. This means that the weight of the meteor is between 3076 - 4000 bananas. So let’s call it the weight of 3500 bananas in the space of 100, or roughly 35x the density of your average earth banana. (Lemmy bananaticians or bananologists, please correct me if I did bad math.)

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    Americans will measure anything except use metric 😂

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      That clipping is from a European publisher. Lol

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        idk how you know that but even so, the news is from Texas which means they’re probably just relaying a report from a US agency.

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          I know it because this was circulated around the internet like 5 years ago when it happened, but the actual article was linked instead of just an image captcha. This is old news and an old “Americans will use pretty much anything but the metric system” type response.

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    Had to check that it’s actually plausible.

    Assuming a corgi is 0.4m long, 0.3m tall and 0.2m wide and that a baby elephant weighs 120kg that gives the meteor a density of 20000kg/m³.

    There are only a few elements denser than that, but it’s possible.

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      Corgis (adult) are pretty much one size, but are we talking newborn or year-old baby elephants? At what age does “baby” graduate to “toddler” in a species that stands and walks within an hour of birth?

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        Asking the real questions

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      20,000kg/m³ is 20g/cm³, and only a couple of elements are that dense. But it’s not reasonable that a meteor is solid uranium, platinum, gold or osmium.

      It’s probably mostly iron. But, but that would mean only 2 baby elephants per corgi, not 4.

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    Mixing units of measurement here; corgis are metric dogs.

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      Are you sure? Aren’t they Bri’ish, so they’d be gallons, but weird slightly small gallons?

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    Tell me your from America without telling me your from America

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      I hate to be that guy, but

      your is possessive.

      you’re is you are.

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      This is apparently from The Jerusalem Post.

      • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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        So like America?

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          A headline created by an Israeli media outlet, aimed culturally at Britons, and run on various European sites? Much American.

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            No you see, everyone else in the world exclusively describes the world in accurate SI units, only Americans are dumbfuck enough to measure things in bullets per cheeseburger. Nobody else in the entire world will casually say “it’s the size of a medium dog” because America bad.

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              after immigrating here, I’ve lived in America for 12 years and I still cannot get used to the whole thing with ounces, pints, gallons, and all the other weird af measurement units we use, like for my manufacturing job, instead of using cm, mm, or um, we have to juggle between using decimal numbers or fractions of an inch

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    Fahrenheit is still saner than Celsius for outside temperatures.

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    Would be a great fit here

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    So that’s, what, around 7 loaves of Wonder Bread weighing the same as one and a half gorillas?

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