“What is that useless pedal to the left of the accelerator for?”
That’s the break check peddle. You press it really hard on the highway to make sure that the person behind you has good breaks.
Looks suspicious. You should immediately pull off on the right shoulder.
Typical bmw driver, checks out
Bro you’re loaded, isn’t that a monthly subscription like heated seats?
When using the turn signal handle, “Down is left, Up is right.”
This picture is obviously indicating the car is down.
Do people really have to remember like that? The handle moves the same directions as the wheel does.
Yeah lots of folks don’t realize when their car is up or down.
green means go
I once asked a friend to what common technical fault (motor, bearings etc.) bmw cars usually start breaking. “Usually, BMWs are rolled around lightposts in the winter, so they never really break.” Was his answer. I’m still gobsmacked of his honesty. xD
This is what happens when NYC votes Mamdani.
Your no-blinker fluid is low. Though botox requires a prescription so it’s not super easy to fix.
The only way to fix it is to lift the radiator cap and drive a new one under it.
dear lord have we really lost that much already?
Yes, every driver on the road who isn’t me is an idiot with questionable choices who doesn’t know how to drive, so the meme goes
what?
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?
Morpheus: You’ve never used them.
Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.
Lol this is good, I also request a copy
I want a copy too, but I’d feel bad forcing OP to make three of them
Stupid economy
No lie i was going to say “in this economy” at the end lol nice
Best “car guy” trope I’ve ever heard is that BMW signals work fine and the drivers use them. They just emit a spectrum of light that the poors can’t see.
As a BMW driver myself, I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I signal my intent to an obnoxious degree. If I get into an accident, the other motorist can’t claim they didn’t know where I was going.
Well if it’s their word against yours, since you’re driving a beemer they’ll automatically believe them when you claim you were signalling.
You have to oversignal in modern BMWs or the wheel vibrates and tries to correct the other direction. Forced merges, lane splitting, any deviation from straight down the middle even when it’s obvious that you have to do that thing, the car bitches at you if you don’t signal.
The first thing they teach you in bmw driving school is how to deactivate all that shit so you can still be an asshole on the road
They know their drivers.
Oh shit, your house blew over onto its side. You should probably get that fixed.
They drive a BMW they wouldn’t live in a house that small.
Hire Purchase car that costs more than the house it’s parked outside is very much a thing.
It’s three quarters of an inch tall no one could live in there.
That’s 20+ year old old BMW. It probably is the owner’s house
It’s just an investment property. They can ignore it.
