Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)
Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
That last line is incredible.
Thanks! It’s all just adapted from the original:
Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.
Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.
Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.
its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)
Gay men writing men!
A furry wrote this
if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say
His penis bounced penisly down the stairs
Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?
I swear it’s worse than the cats