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That’s kinda on you, dude. Nothing is stopping you from subscribing to toothbrush premium with mouth-print authentication. Before you start whining, no, you don’t actually have to listen to the two minutes of ads for sour candy, transmitted directly through your jaw bones. You can always upgrade to add-free. It’s only like $10 per month.
$10 per month? I thought it was $10 per tooth…
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i bought an off brand sonic toothbrush for under 15(with discount from tootheory, amazon) unfortunately they dont sell these anymore. apparently it has all the features of a more expensive sonicare that is usually around 80-100$.
Get a load of mistah moneybags over here. Gotta whole $15 to drop on a toothbrush alone. Meanwhile, I get whatever kind of $1.50 manual toothbrush my dentist hands out for free and I gotta brush my teeth like some kinda neanderthal.
Yeah, this is kind of on you.
If you spend your money on a “smart” toothbrush, expect it to do “smart” stuff.
And soon with AI, smart things will get even smarter.
I have a “smart” toothbrush, I have never logged into it or connected to to anything but the charging block. It still has multiple modes and buzzes when I’ve been brushing a quadrant for 30 seconds.
So does my non-internet-connectable dumb electric toothbrush
Same, there’s also an unofficial home assistant integration for mine, so I get my brush tracking without ever using the official app.
they probably dont look all those reviews online about these, i got curious and most of them said they stopped working, or some part of the smart features becomes defective within a year.
anything above oral-b 1500 series, you are asking for it. 1500 and below you are just getting the standard rotating toothbrush with no smart gimmicks, and they last alot longer too. plus, oral-b makes thier money from the toothbrush heads, its every 3 months replacements, but the official replacements heads are expensive. if you are buying the IO series you will have to get those.
“Brushing experience”. Every morning is an adventure.
And that’s what you get for buying an internet toothbrush.
indeed all the reviews i saw about these both brand name ones and off brands are defective one way or another.
I got a Phillips Sonicare a few years back and it’s pretty nice.
Wouldn’t even know how to begin to connect the thing to a computer or the internet. Certainly never had to log into anything.
Then its a good thing LTE chips are so small!
Jk… I hope.
Did you remember to drink a verification can of Mountain Dew?
I gave up on electric toothbrushes. My dentist recommended them, I used them, got two infections in six months where I had no issues for years. Returned to normal brushes three years ago, no more infections.
They are definitely, without a question, much more effective at cleaning your teeth. My guess is coincidence vs. you had a poor technique when it came to using them
Or bought a bad model, some electric toothbrushes just have a vibrating handle and that doesn’t transfer much to actual brushing benefit. I do notice the ones where the brush actually spins or oscillates make a huge difference.
i noticed the offbrand ones claiming very high rpm, are likely not true, or just oscillates. also sonic and rotating are somewhat different too. some off-brand sonic ones are good too, epsecially the ones where you can set the intensity.
not all electric brushes are made equal. my dad’s best friend is an oral surgeon so i know a fair bit about teef
that doesnt seem like the cause, my teeth were really way cleaner and efficiently brushed than with a manual. with a manual you can definitely go too hard on the enamel if you are aggressive. electrics now have sensors that detect pressure. are rinsing the brush heads before and after using them? or you using it way after 3-4 months? or you using it on your gums or too much.
Internet of things was a mistake
Wait isn’t this like an escalator that’s broken just becoming stairs?
A smart toothbrush that’s broken just becomes a toothbrush
If you don’t login the bristle cover stays locked in place
Nothing a pair of needle-nose pliers couldn’t fix.
Yeah, sure, if THAT subscription is up to date.
Or a hammer.
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LOL, I thought this was a joke.
it must be those smart-lines of oral-b that are very expensive, like 100-200$+ the ones less than 70 wont do this. i heard the bougie ones are quite flimsy and prone to breaking, because theres more complicated parts and now electronics.
Can confirm! I bought one on sale which never connected to Bluetooth on my Samsung android (though documentation suggested it should.) connected to partners iPhone though. Anyway I used for less than 3 months before it stopped charging. I then went back to using the £25 I’d had for many years.
i was looking online reviews when i was looking for electric toothbrush, almost everyone that has smart-features including off brand tend to be defective, one way or another. its either the blue tooth, the sensor, it stops rotating, charging,etc. replacement heads are expensive if you are buying the OFFICIAL heads. i bought ones from ironically germany( alittle big for the american version of the actual toothbrush, it works and it last longer too as a replacement, apparently only the american ones get yellow and shorter before 3 months. while the ones from the official german versions dont. the americans have to be replaced every 3months.
the one i bought was the oralb1000 series, it was 39.99usd at the time(i noticed this color was noticbally cheaper both instore too, shouldve gotten another one jus tin case.) they sell the other colors which was more expensive and never on sale for some reason.
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And when they stopped supporting your device, your teeth will look like this
years ago a colleague of mine used to say: could you, please, unplug your book from my computer? i need to charge my cigarette.
Oh noez, now you’ll have to switch to Bluetooth.
