Dude look like he gon’ pickafew then go into the Matrix.
Every hot girls DMs be like…
Online dating
S P O R E
In the air
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
Penis
Hats off to your lady-friends
I’m envious.
Like Freud predicted you would be
Master understatement.
Opening the post and seeing only the image and your comment just sent me, thanks for the laugh!
Ah yes the phallus palace
Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.
More like great hall of
vaginadong.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of… Squish up against you. It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t even feel bad. In fact, you’re starting to kinda like it…
Then they start jizzing all over everything
Womb Raiders
Mush pit.
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
The penis corridor
Cockridor
I’m sorry, but it’s obviously corridong
Well… I don’t know about the rest of you guys but I’ve just uncovered a new fantasy
I think I need more details on this one.
😵💫 🫠
I still don’t exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
Relevant XKCD:
Understandable, they’re neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that’s really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it’s green!
You should check out kelp next. It’s not a plant either.
Isn’t that a type of algae?
I guess you also count minerals as plants?
I was just considering living things here, but fair point
Depends. Is it green?
Fun fact, it’s very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn’t exist. More controversially it’s possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.
stoned ape theory mentioned
The first step before we get 40k orks
Does anyone?
They aren’t gonna suck themselves.
