All so massively unhealthy sedentary blobs can go hoot and holler at drug-enhanced millionaires playing a poor child’s pastime while enriching the billionaire owners by buying 25$ hot dogs made of factory farmed animals huddled ten to the square foot.
For the emperor! /s
Gotta get to the stadium early to avoid needing to park in the next state.
It’s like when Homer parked at work but the parking spot was right next to his back yard

How about a subway from LA to the stadium?
Subway from stadium parking to the stadium is much cheaper
Maybe this is step 1 in tricking car brains to support public transport

Wow. US are truly fucked
At some point put in a multistory. Or forget the car park and just run a train or bus service to the stadium.
So turns out public transport is great. As long as it’s to and from parking lots.
Also, c/fuckcars
This image makes the stadium look like its ontop of a giant dome lol.
Anyways, for people asking about car parks and such, LA is notorious even by american standards for being an absolutely unfathomably large sprawling paved area. Just think of the biggest suburban sprawl possible and thats LA.
Lemme guess, Elon is going to dig the holes for it with his Boring Company. He already has a quarter mile Test Tunnel.
Uh-oh. Now I am starting to understand just how massively things are fucked there
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What in the concrete hellscape is this?
Even better, its on top of a hill with only a couple roads access. Needless to say, traffic is a fucking nightmare. Put a subway in from literally anywhere else to the stadium would be a better option.
Also, it comes with the story of Chavez Ravine which was forcefully evicted to make way for the stadium.
Now, let me guess what kind of people lived there…
Oh, it’s even better than just evicting mexicans. They did so under the pretence of building public housing. After the evictions they dropped the plan and built a privately owned stadium instead.
What a complete and utter surprise.
LA and bulldozing neighborhoods is sadly a tale as old as time
LA is thinking of doing a gondola
The American mind cannot comprehend transportation unless it involves cars somehow
They apparently cannot also comprehend multi storey Carparks.
Why not just drive from parking to the stadium? No need to build an expensive subway, just a small 8 lane road from the parking to the stadium will be enough.
They should have drive in stadiums by now, it’s the obvious thing to do.
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