Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:
- Obtain lava.
- Allow to cool to room temperature
- Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder
- Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry
- Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.
- Poop blood.
Oof… Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.
Big Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.
All of Australia seems like Mother Earth’s way of saying “fuck around and find out”.
Don’t listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.
Yes except WE get the benefits of this guy drinking lava
If you drink lava. You’ll never need to drink anything else the rest of your life.
Go drink your lava and be free
I trust science. That geologist said to not drink lava so I won’t drink water ever again!
Best of luck. I’m honestly wondering how you’d even do it. Like what kind of device could you even use to get lava to your mouth?
Pfft, nice try with your Big Geology propaganda! That device is called “a spoon”. 🤡
Seriously though, I would assume that foundries use suitable tooling, because they have to handle the molten metal and take samples.
“Binging with Babish” made “Lava Chicken” inspired by the Minecraft movie. He went to a college campus where an art professor made a custom device that, technically if you wanted to, would allow you to pour lava into a person’s mouth.
We haven’t heard anything from Lava Drinker! He’s been taken out by Big Rock for telling the truth! /s
A hotly contested topic
I second people drinking lava. We have to clean up the gene pool any way we can.
Hmm, why should we trust Big comment?
probably high in minerals and nutrients, big pharma doesn’t want you to know the truth!!
It will make you have to go to the bathroom. I mean, it just goes right through you.
This is far too close to reality
