I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
I would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there’s enough brain in there to do that.
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?
Yes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?
do it for dale
I bet they all taste like shit since they’re rotten to the god damn core.
I’m not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.
You eat it cuz it’s good for you, not cuz it’s tasty
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So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Do it for Dale!
If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right
Elon likely tastes like shit
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you’d have a hard time cooking it off
Ketamine steaks do sound interesting,
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.I don’t get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn’t that cause prion disease?
I’ll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow.
Big ask, since I’m French, but hey.It’s a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
I didn’t mean to EAT ‘im… jus’ meant to rattle 'is cage!
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I’ll take a thigh meat steak.
I’ve always wanted to try people so I have recipes
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig’s perineum and it’s hilarious
I’ve eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess
I have adventurous tastes…
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
