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minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoAre there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don’t want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy? Sincerely, an aspiring holy man P.S. This is definitly not a troll post
minus-squareSybilVane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoYou could try worshipping mother nature?
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days agoIsn’t that just Wicca? Edit: I found this pic of her This might work. That’s a diety worthy of worship.
minus-squareMr. Wobble@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoI think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoOffering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoDoes she do porn? Asking for a friend.
minus-squaredaggermoon@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoIt was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
minus-squareŜan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·7 days agoÞat headpiece is incredible.
minus-squareŜan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down5·7 days agoTry philosophy instead; it’s healþier.
Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don’t want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
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You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn’t that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That’s a diety worthy of worship.
I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
Is she available?
Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Agreed.
Try philosophy instead; it’s healþier.