In popular culture as well as in personal stories told by many people there’s often mentions of spontaneously having sex in random places and sometimes with random people: in cars, in clubs, in bathrooms etc. But how do people do that without taking shower beforehand? Penetration is imaginable - if there’s no strong bad smell, it might be tollerable, but what about oral sex? Sounds vomit inducing.
Lol how to show your inexperience.
When you are in love/lust with the right person trust me anything goes and there’s no issue.
Unfortunately it doesn’t always work like that.
Some people actually like the smells. I even think most people don’t prefer clinically clean bodies.
And what about the taste?
Aight, as someone that used to wash dirty bodies for a living, and insists on a level of cleanliness because of that, you’re way overestimating the funk most people have in the short term.
The typical person that’s bathing regularly (not even daily) and is changing clothing daily just isn’t going to smell that bad.
Hell, if a person is actively sweating, they’ll smell better because sweat will flush away the stuff that makes funky smell or taste, so all you get is saltiness.
For real, even in nursing homes with urinary incontinent patients, they didn’t stink just by virtue of being in a wet diaper for a while. A washcloth (or the equivalent) and a light scrub would remove any aroma. For an ambulatory adult using basic methods to clear residual urine, you might get the lightest hint at the end of a long day.
Mostly, genitals just smell genital-y. A little light musk, some hints of sebum scent, and maybe the generic scent of skin. It’s far from unpleasant, even when strong enough to detect while helping someone change clothes.
Now, I never went down on, or fucked a patient. Wouldn’t have been interested in crossing that line even if they were otherwise compatible.
But I have gotten freaky with people after their work, after workouts, etc. The truth is that if they stink it points to something being out of whack. It’s not the default at all. A person’s diet and intake of things has way more influence on their taste and similar to their scent than just being out and about randomly.
For real, while I do prefer such intimacy fresh out of a shower because of my history dealing with people that did have something out of whack, it’s not some kind of horrible experience otherwise. Like, it’s less unpleasant than kissing after eating roasted garlic (which isn’t really unpleasant tbh, just intense).
And it’s not like a full bath is going to be significantly better at knocking down UTI risks than a wipe it washcloth and a light attention.
Seriously, where did you get the idea that crotches stink that bad just walking around?
Wow this is some valuable information. It really puts things in a perspective. Thanks for sharing your experience!
Seriously, where did you get the idea that crotches stink that bad just walking around?
I’ve had some bad experience.
I bet you have some interesting stories.
I used to be banned from dinner tables because of that lol.
My initial thought was what you were like camping, sitting around a campfire, just chatting.
He could be a bard singing at a camp fire, if you’ve play RDR2 i imagine a song like that.
I’ve done that :)
Sometimes I get lucky and a given gathering is up for the really gnarly (but still entertaining rather than maudlin) stories, and I end up going on for quite a while lol.
This might be a reflection of your own hygiene. People are always surprised that I only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant because I look and smell so clean. Ive had orgiastic sex camped out in the woods where no one had access to bathrooms or showers and honestly it was no smellier or grosser than sexing people in a place with showers.
Good diet and doing laundry properly goes a long way but honestly some people are just nasty as fuck with their genitals and no amount of access to running water will change this. There’s unwashed pussies and dicks you will put in your mouth that taste wonderful and there are people who’s junk will smell like yeast and rotten meat even though they just took a shower
Sex is a little nasty anyways. If you’re not comfortable with other people’s taint you’re just not gonna be able to have as much sex. Not all taint is equal but it’s all taint
Absolutely this, there’s no way to be with more than one person and not have things end up sweaty and smelly even if you just showered … and I am so into that.
People are always surprised that I only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant because I look and smell so clean.
Um. I don’t think they’re surprised because you look and smell so clean. If you only shower once or twice a week and don’t wear deodorant, you stink and you’re nose blind.
Nah, he might just have good skin microbiome.
Wow. I got downvoted into oblivion for saying that people should shower everyday and wear deodorant. People on the Internet are not even remotely normal.
I ate out a woman who’d been dancing all night in pleather pants.
Sometimes you just do it.
I heard a guy call it ‘Disco Moot’, and he was in favour of it.
And the taste gets diluted very quickly with your saliva anyways. The intense flavor only lasts for the first ~half a minute
If you’re into that sort of thing, then the ultimate is peeling a lady out of a latex bodysuit … unless she used too much talc getting into it, lol
Reminds me of that old college humor skit with Batman.
If a penis is too dirty to go in my mouth, it’s too dirty to go in my pussy. I strongly believe everyone should live by that rule!
To echo others here - if everyone involved showered that morning and otherwise wasn’t sweating a lot during the day, it’s fine.
I have ARFID and taste is a huge factor so I can’t live by that rule lol. But, normal people without eating issues, absolutely this rule.
But even after peeing once there’s some urine left. Is it okay for you?
Yeah as long as they’re wiping after pissing and keeping it relatively clean, I’m ok with a little bit of body funk.
It’s nice people can be so accepting. Thanks for sharing your experience!
You know urine doesn’t have harmful pathogens in it unless your partner has a UTI right? Germs aren’t inherently harmful and if they’re not harmful why worry about it?
We exist because of a unbroken chain of horny humans existed in all types of conditions, only recently have showers been readily available. The human spirit will make due!
jokes on you, i’m into that shit.
manstink drives me absolutely crazy.🥴
Depends on the man. A lot.
I had one once with that skin condition that means they always smell rotten, and it was not fun.
agreed
I wish my partner were like that. 😁
Lol. How did our ancestors manage to have sex before showers.
Develop a bit more hygiene and libido.
Well our ancestors didn’t wipe their asses and sometimes drank urine. Should we continue those practices, too?
I mean if both of you are daily bathers and not sweating all day, there is no issue. If anything a tiny bit of smell can be nice, really let’s the pheromones do their work.
Hmm it’s interesting how different people’s perception of things might be. To mirror my question to other people who shared a similar opinion: but even after peeing once, there’s some urine left. Doesn’t it cause issues?
No, urine is generally cleaner than sweat, unless the person is dehydrated.
Wow didn’t know that, thanks
its dat good stank
This is such a bizarre post… OP you sound terrified of other people and intimacy, therapy would probably be a huge help
I have no issues with intimacy. What does having sex with dirty people have to do with that?
Where’d you get that reading from?
I wouldn’t say terrified, but if the idea of having sex with somebody you like solicits such disgust and makes use terms like “tolerable” or “vomit inducing”, there’s definitely some issue with intimacy. It might also be lack of direct experience.
It’s not just having sex, it’s having sex with somebody when they’re dirty.
People didn’t even shower daily a few hundred years ago. Hornyness makes anything possible.
That said healthy people don’t get that bad usually.
I’m honestly confused by this. People smell nice when they smell like people, it takes a couple days for people to start smelling bad.
In movies people are always doing in on the beach all covered in sand. 🤮
Sex on the beach is the worst, but sex in the water is dangerous. Moving parts can create a vacuum which is very painful to break.
I hate this whole thread.
