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I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.
might need to take a trump
I really want you to know how much I appreciate this, and I will be making an attempt to integrate this into my vernacular.
Pedo Don is leaking.
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The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.
wE gO hIgH
dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.
Damn good catch.
So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Thank you, we appreciate you!
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.
Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like… What the FUCK?
I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.
Edit: Naw, it’s a towel. Come on… Do you think we’re all fucking stupid?
Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.
Here, I clipped the exact moment he sits down for you:
You can watch from the youtube link for higher quality and additional angles
We don’t need to make up things that didn’t happen in order to criticize Trump. There’s plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.
Settle down bucko
Like… what the FUCK?
Watch the video
You’re using too much
have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.
Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
He pisses himself more offen though.
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…
Cocksucker Carlson*
*Cucker Tarlson
Heiress CARLSON.
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
And why didn’t they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
You really think trump is going to take a dump on a white towel ?
Brown on white might show up on camera.
So maybe a brown couch?
I’m immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon’s army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn’t tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.
a new couch for one guest?
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
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The suit jacket that he’s wearing and is a completely different colour?
Guess they want to use that couch again
They’re saving it for JD
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga
Because a puppy pad isn’t manly.
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
He poops his pants often.
