Please don’t come inside
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.
My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?
Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.
Okay Nick Mullen.
Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground
Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.
That’s fucked up and hilarious.
Now THAT is why we need AI
I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up
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Oh Jesus Christ.
Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!
Relevant username?
I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.
Yep. That… became awkward and the after effects…
still a banger.
Me too, Jesus. Me too.
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Ok gooner
Dude get a towel or something….
Guys. Maybe Peter North is jesus?
He’s coming?
…i read this in the tone of an exasperated husband responding to his wife waiting impatiently to drag him along to some saturday-afternoon garden tea party…
When Judas rings the doorbell frantically
