Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

Meta isn’t suing anyone. But Zuck took that hard R, maga money.

Let’s hope.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Look at Mitch McConnell and tell me that’s not a reanimated corpse.

Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell both served in Congress well after they died.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

Nein

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

Lincoln log weed?

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.