And even further, only those exact same two seats are ‘taken’ for every single showing.
I thought for sure the after church showings tomorrow would be at least somewhat full, but nope.
That’s cause there is no target audience. His supporters already think he can do no wrong so who is this film trying to win over?
Russian money don’t clean itself
Get real, it don’t even try anymore.
Right? It would be a serious business error to not get Erdogan in on the production.
To be clear:
The ‘x’ seats are ‘taken’
The 🟦 seats are ‘available’ETA As many have pointed out, since these same two seats are blocked for every showing, I believe it’s because they’re broken; not sold.
I assumed it meant the seat was out of service because its broken
Yeah I think JD Vance booked a private showing of some film last week and sat right there.
Even if it wasn’t broken, nobody should be touching any upholstery he’s spent any time with.
Only the person in it…
Totally sold out. The most sold out movie ever. You remember Titan-ick? Had a naked girl in it and it didn’t sell as many tickets as this movie. People are saying this is the best movie there is. People are watching it 4 or 5 times and saying how good it is. I haven’t seen it. Maybe I’ll see it. Deenish de-sooza did the movie. She’s hot, have you seen her? Smokin hot. They wanted me to be in it. Was I I in it? Sure, maybe. Great movie. The best.
OMG! Nailed it dude!
I liked Philomena Crunk’s version “Titan One-Cee.”
Not that I think this isn’t hilarious, but to quote Trump’s own idiotic ramblings, “Nobody knows what an app is.” His redneck supporters that don’t trust such fancy lib’ral scams as “mail” and “locked drop boxes” sure aren’t going to understand using an app to book a seat in a movie theater.
In my local theater you also have to ‘reserve’ a seat when you buy the ticket in person. Don’t ask me why.
Assigned seating has been the norm here for decades. Makes things go a little more smoothly, especially when everyone expects it.
Reasonable reason: pre-2020 theaters would be packed sometimes and it’s helpful to have assigned seats. It resolves seating disputes and gets people to go straight to their seats. When I saw Avengers End Game (or maybe Infinity War), they had to have employees spotting empty seats for everyone walking in.
Cynical theory: they’re logging seat selection trends and going to move to tiered pricing like airplane seats
So that someone ordering online doesn’t try to buy your seat. Obviously.
30 minutes before the show?
Yes? “Hey wanna catch a movie?” “Sure, looks like the new Deadpool has a showing in like twenty minutes.” “Dope. You order the tickets, I’ll drive.”
Why would they not apply the same system to all purchases? Either seats are reserved or they aren’t.
If both seats are taken for all showings, probably they are broken and locked off.
Could also be like the starter bills in a tip jar, encouraging people to book now.
Well I’ve seen enough to know it’s not even worth a hate watch:
From Wikipedia
Dinesh Joseph D’Souza (/dɪˈnɛʃdəˈsuːzə/; born April 25, 1961) is an American right-wing[1][2][3] political commentator, conspiracy theorist, author, filmmaker and convicted felon who received a Presidential pardon by Donald Trump for his crimes.
Surprise surprise.
All that AND a felon ehh.
Dinesh D’Souza
Ew
I think this guy wanted to be the Michael Moore of whatever side he represents, but he’s not talented.
And he usually ends sentences with an upward inflection? On top of a horrendous voice it just makes it more annoying?
See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.
I’d never heard that name before. I looked it up. I feel like I’m dumber for having done so.
I did the same
My condolences for your lost time and brain cells.
Oh, don’t worry, you emphatically are. My condolences.
I cannot wait for the Some More News episode on this movie now…
Ay lmao
With this movie, Am I Racist?, and Reagan all playing at the same time, the GOP is really going full-throttle in attempting to exploit their base.
So? How was it?
Lmao in a city with ~300k, not much better lol
I got curious. This showing is in about 90 minutes, in one of the reddest counties in the country.
There is another show tonight that has about 10 tickets sold.
One of the reddest places in a major Texas metropolis, on a Saturday evening, an hour before the showing:
Colorado Springs, fairly conservative area:
Who chooses to sit right at the front on one end?
If this is in one of the reddest counties, then that means NONE of this means anything, other than this movie did a terrible job advertising. Even to their base. Nobody knows the movie exists.
How is a piss poor documentary with zero marketing making it into so many theaters?
This looks like Megaplex. You also in Utah, my friend?
I can’t even find showings in my state.
This theater seating arangement pisses me off. Why did they remove 2 seats on all the rows behind the handicap seat row? And why are there 2 seats even further to the right, but X’d off in the back row??? If anything that just shows theres enough space for 4 more seats in EVERY row behind the handicaped row! Is that just empty floor space??? Why is that there??? Like a mini dance floor in the theater???
Truly you have done as your handle says
If it’s like the theater near me the space is for the entrance and stairs. You would come in at the level with the handicapped seating and go down stairs to the rows in front of that and up stairs for the rows behind.
I don’t know what’s worse, that an idiot wrote this, the only piece of trivia on the IMDB about the film, or that six people found it helpful.
I dont know how much I believe the theater. This is tomorrow in Connecticut. 4:55 sold out but all the other times have zero to 7 people. Yeah it’s a Sunday but I would t put it past thr gop to be artificially inflating box office receipts.
Might be a thing like with Christian movies where a church buys out an entire show in one block in the expectation of their parishioners all going. It artificially inflates their box office numbers too, of course.
Because that is what churches are supposed to do - promote politicians 🙄
It’s literally illegal, but good luck getting the IRS to do anything about it.
Just two bros chilling in the movie theater, 5 seats apart because they’re not gay!
Are those seats blocked cause they’re defective?
Yeah, usually shows for a broken seat.
Every theater has about 2 seats blocked off because they squeak too much and have been complained about. I’m blown away at the amount of religious content at theaters. There is tons. Some of it is basically like going to evangelical church. They’re not movies they’re sermons in theaters.
This one is made by a D’Souza, the same name behind that movie about ballot boxes being stuffed in 2020. It’s nonsense.
