• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    19 minutes ago

    I love it when failed stand up commedians try to troll you, fail, and cry to moderators when you guess who they are irl.

    Then they get their podcast cohost to troll you and theu fail even worse.

  • mistrgamin@lemmy.world
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    23 minutes ago

    I’m sorry dog but if you’re talking crazy saying Little Caesar’s tastes like ass and I look and see that you’re part of r/PissSwisherAnonymous Imma call you out

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    30 minutes ago

    I’m reminded of a meme from the early 2000s. keep in mind it was a completely different time.

    arguing with someone online is like the special Olympics. you may win but everyone looks retarded.

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    59 minutes ago

    The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, “Oh ya, well…” and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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    2 hours ago

    Everyone’s in here talking about downvotes… I read this meme and thought “You seriously get into arguments on the internet?” The most I’ll do is leave a comment telling someone they’re full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I’m replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      2 hours ago

      Easy. All my downvotes are just salty people who lost at some point in the past. They just make it look realistic in an attempt to fool you.

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    10 hours ago

    I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying “look there they are, wow”. But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.

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    12 hours ago

    I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.

    I’ll have to write an angry comment instead

    erm

    here goes

    You’re a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can’t even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.

    Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?

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        Well the way i navigate thru conversations I’m having currently brings me to my history since i’m usually having more than one at a time an i need to know who’s replying to what. When one of those is an argument, noticing a bunch of single downvotes while passing thru my history causes air to erupt from my nose because it proves to me that someone I’ve got beef with is definitely malding.

        The points don’t matter but the impotent effort they put in does, get me? It feels as close to a win as you’ll ever get on the 'net

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          9 hours ago

          Ah got it, thanks. I have never seen something like that for me and do not care, so would never look for it.

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    11 hours ago

    lmao, it’s always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it’d be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.