Coming from feddit.org this is pretty dark
Lego cocaine?
Lincoln log weed?
K’nex heroin?
Shout out to my man Laozi.
Taoism is a great way of thinking about the world.
This badass mofo would be my pick
I didn’t choose to be Schopenhauer. The world made me like that.
The only public assistance recipient that, by rhetoric, deserves to be called a welfare queen.
ew
that’s what her unrequited love interest was saying. og incel.
AACK! Phoo! FOOH! The batshit crystal meth tweaker witch! And I’m not saying that just because I’m a dyed-in-the-wool… what was it again…? entropist…? philanthropist…? extropianist…? entomologist…?
EDIT: Altruist!
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I’m still like 80% sure Stirner was invented by Engels for Marx to get mad at, there’s too many anecdotes about his life that read like 1800s jokes.
A philosophy degree
If I were Alexander The Great, I would want to be Diogenes of Synope as well
where’s stallman
Add Dostoevsky and Camus
I want to be 4
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Who are 2 and 4? Schopenhauer and Marx i recognized.
2 is Friedrich Nietzsche
4 is Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius, who also wrote Meditations, a long-lasting Stoic text
Thank you! I even read Marcus Aurelius, but I wouldn’t’ve recognized him.
