the plot chickens
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.
This is… impressive.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
Great… i have this one now stuck in my head again.
Comes with the territory
This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.
Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?
This is more useful anyway.
The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.
I don’t think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever…
the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
Or so right.
There’s no cock like horse cock
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that’s commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
Wow…just…wow.
I’d like that horse cock