I could use a hug and/or girlfriend…
Best I can do is internet high five. I smacked my hand on the phone screen. You do the same.
Edit: I’m slapping the shit out of my phone screen. There are more than enough high fives to go around for all of you. Do NOT put any other part of your body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.
here you go: ✋
🫂
I also want to use your girlfriend
Hug if true.
What are your weekend plans? Getting out there?
I’m sick, so nothing :(
I have coworkers who hug on success. They’ll look over at my desk and do little air pats.
Honestly the the first time had people respect that. 🙏
Well that’s a rude thing to say to your… girlfriend?
Or she just isnt his girlfriend and is simply being an invasive asshole.
I think the implication is that she is his girlfriend and he just wants to break up.
Which is a bit weird, because look at that t-shirt. She’s clearly marriage material.
Perhaps they’re in what the kids call a “situationship”.
Maybe he’s just an ass and she thinks he’s joking
That was how I read it at first too, but she at least implies that she is his “quirky girlfriend” depending on how you interpret it.
I deleted it. Now you can sleep, gofsckyourself@lemmy.world.
Time and place, my guy. One, you didn’t mark this as NSFW, and two this isn’t a NSFW community.
NSFW tags are only available for posts, not comments. He did use the spoiler tag and mentioned that it contains NSFW content. But as some said, some clients don’t interpret them correctly which isn’t really his fault (one would assume that to work consistently…)
- TIL you cannot NSFW tag a comment. Thank you.
- No not originally he didn’t, when I replied there was nothing but the image itself. Spoiler tags work on my client but this wasn’t spoilered.
Yeah sry, couldn’t find the nsfw tag. Thought people might not mind.
Why the hell are you posting porn? Did you actually think that people would like that? Go back to 4chan.
Well, fifteen people did. Anyways, sry. It was meant to be a joke.
Bad joke in the wrong place. It’s clearly stated in the community that NSFW content like that is prohibited. That allows people to expect not to randomly run into porn when they don’t want to. Yet here you are shoving porn into people faces against their will. “Other people like it” is not an excuse for selfishness like this.
You say “sry” but you still don’t remove your comment and the fact you don’t even bother to spell out the word belies that sentiment. I hope you see how bafflingly rude you’ve been here.
the fact you don’t even bother to spell out the word belies that sentiment
bafflingly rude
Because no one thinks someone is gonna take a stupid Image this seriously. I’m really sorry I broke the rules I didn’t bother to read, but I’m honestly not sorry you’re pissed. You can do as your username suggests. chill lol. Imagine getting yourself worked over the rules of an internet community.
You’re missing the point. I’m not chastising you because of the rule alone.
I already said this before:
That allows people to expect not to randomly run into porn
Do you think everyone is okay with just having porn on their phone out in public?
Oh no, someone has unlicensed fun!
Fun fact: spoiler tags do not work across all lemmy platforms.
Not my fault for them not working everywhere. But yeah, it is my fault for not reading community rules. Sry.
Thanks for owning it. Didn’t see this blowing up in the way it did, and deleting was probably the best call. Tbf I chuckled, but also knew this wasn’t the right place for it. No pearls were clutched, but images like that are for my OTHER account.
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I laughed, my dude.
Well I thought it was funny
Was it good porn
No, it was a heavily pixelated low quality poster with some nude girls and the caption ‘Invasive Assholes’.
I couldn’t figure it out
Like the very worst reading of it would have someone thinking the author is… well I don’t want to say because I don’t believe it
.
Maybe you can hear someone thinking “incel” even though highly doubt
I mean, the issue is that this is clearly from a webcomic that no one here reads. And web comics typically have huge amounts of lore about their characters and relationships that can’t be conveyed in a single image. Maybe it actually is funny, if all of us had read the last 1000 pages of the web comic leading up to this… But we didn’t. So we are left with two possible, not mutually exclusive scenarios:
- This comic sucks.
- OP sucks, for posting a comic that requires more context than anyone here has.
Ahahahaha thank you great comment
Maybe she’s a clingy lady who finds him attractive and is overly forward but the feeling isn’t mutual.
He’s well dressed
Has nice pleats
Meanwhile she’s actually wearing that dumb shirt? The one that has narwhal bacon on the back presumably
Theory approved
Edit: oh, he came home drained from work to her in her comfy clothes and he loves to tease her?
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If Millenial, why Hate Wife-shaped?
A lot of guys do hate their girlfriends, and view them as sex dispensers and maids.
Being trans didn’t even help me escape. It really fucking sucks at the end of a 7 year old relationship to finally understand that you were there to make his peepee feel good and clean up after him while he plays vidya. Difficult for me to even believe love exists lol.
That blows. Being in a relationship has been the hardest experience of my life. I’ve had to step up in a lot of ways, and so has my SO. But we’re both happy together and are in it for the long haul.
You deserve someone that chooses to improve themself for you!
Damn. I’m sorry this happened to you. 7 years in the fuckzone is awful.
Either she’s his girlfriend and he’s just a complete asshole, or she’s his girlfriend and he’s being a sarcastic jackass(this is the only “good” scenario), or she’s a clingy type who calls herself his girlfriend even though he’s not into her at all and he’s either set boundaries she ignores or he just doesn’t really care if she invades his space like that.
No matter what, this comic sucks.
Maybe their relationship is fueled, in part, by sarcasm and thats just part of their dynamic. By being sarcastic, he’s actually demonstrated that his battery has recharged.
This is the case it was badly conveyed.
He’s smiling in the last panel.
Except, they included his uncharged battery in most frames.
Good take. That’s the only way I can get any wholesomeness out of the comic. Otherwise it just feels awkward and bad!
Or that batteries don’t actually work like that
Well, batteries only charge when you plug them in. (hint hint)
Yeah, “subverting” basic human love is just depressing
I’m very much feeling the last scenario. She seems incredibly clingy.
It’s called dark humor. Carful or you might drown in your own tears.
Dark humor has to actually be funny.
Dark humor like any humor is subjective. Funny to one, not to the other.
Yeah, I’d downvote it, but it is currently showing 666 net votes, and that captures how I feel about it even better.
This is a much better looking style than Adam Ellis’s old buzzfeed art style but I don’t know if the joke lands any better.
Wait, is this Adam Ellis??
Well adamtots is his instagram handle
I’ve always wanted a tv episode or something that works out like this; a long lead-up of “Why doesn’t he notice she’s interested in him?” ending with the guy finally stating he’s just not interested.
Breaking the mold. I like it. 😎👍
She makes me want to play Rift of the Necrodancer.
Just depressing, either he is being sarcastic or a jackass
Imagine how it would be if some random secretary in your workplace would do as she did. Imagine the same with opposite sexes.
I think the depressing part is to see the own expectations and how these comics are feeding them. He has the right to not like the person and she has no right to touch him without his permission
Why did you assume the female is a secretary? That’s not a common title anymore.
Why do you think people are hugging each other at work? We’re not.
