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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago

Anon measures up

sh.itjust.works

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Anon measures up

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 21 days ago
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  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    21 days ago

    To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

      • MTK@lemmy.world
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        Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          i eat more like a duck than that

      • Schal330@lemmy.world
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        Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          the sandwich shop i’m currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia

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          21 days ago

          Diquette

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      While it may sound weird, it’s actually super true.

      You’ll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.

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      Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.

      Looks way bigger up close.

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      😂 I am dead. It’s time to get off lemmy for the night.

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