My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.
I am proud of this achievement.
The SHOTS 😭😭😭
I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.
And you have to explain a decade of internet lore just to give the background.
My wife totally skipped the “lol so random” phase of absurdist internet memes since she didn’t use the internet at the time, so she doesn’t appreciate things like Badger Badger Badger, Charlie the unicorn, the Llama song, animutations, etc.
It’s useful sometimes though, because sometimes I show her a meme that she ends up loving, and I get to see someone experiencing it for the first time.
Damn it she’s asleep I’ll have to show her this one later. Hmm. “Hey babe, check it out they made a statue of you…”
Edit: she said “Oh, I’m white?”
Me: Manhole. giggles
Her: 🙄
She always asks to see what I laughed at and then just gives me a blank stare lmao
At least she isn’t frowning and looking worried yet
She asks what I’m laughing at all the time.
Even though she knows it’s some top tier brain rot level shit, she still wants to see.
Sometimes it even gets a laugh out of her
I showed this genuine masterpiece to my partner last night, and they were mystified as to why I found it so incredible.
Well tbf it’s a meme of multiple layer, like ogre.
It’s game ogre man, game ogre.
Woman are incapable of understanding that a male goes through his entire life with a grammar school view of anything sexual.
Funny how some have downvoted this undeniable fact. But there are some who think by denying the properties of male DNA they can change it.
This is so meta it hurts.
I don’t know what it is, but if you tell me “You shouldn’t laugh at this because only 13 year olds laugh at this” before you show me something, I will involuntarily laugh 200% harder.
“Is that supposed to be funny??”
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Average day of being a woman on Lemmy and feeling excluded and alienated.
