Rats are awesome pets. If only they lived longer.
Though I will concede, surprise wild rats would be problematic.
I wish I didn’t have an easier time empathizing with animals than I did people; rats are so friggin’ cute
Hell if I watch an ant long enough I’ll find them cute too. Wiping dirt off their little antennae 🥺
I’m probably gonna die getting bit by a rabid raccoon as I try to pet them.
“Aw, isn’t that cute? He’s trying to claw my eyes out!”
there are worse ways to go
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surprise wild rats
Found my new band name.
Hey man, they’re your rats, not mine.
Either start charging them rent or give me a discount for their upkeep. My rental agreement didn’t include a whole colony of roommates.
maybe they can train them to eat the landlord 😆
Fuck landlords
Just another day in New York, I guess? IDK I’m in Chicago, our rats are big enough to qualify as cryptids.
my grandmother grew up in Chicago and said the rats were as big as the politicians.
Sometimes it’s hard to distinguish them. Three rats in a trenchcoat once got elected as an Alderman and nobody noticed for 7 months.
ahh rats!
At least it’s not Joe’s apartment.
Rats > Roaches
They trapped me in a room
a rubber room
Don’t forget to tip!
